Writer:	Rob Burnett, Jon Beckerman
Director:	Marc Buckland
Star:	Josh Randall (Mike Burton),  Thomas Cavanagh (Ed Stevens),  Julie Bowen (Carol Vessey),  Jana Marie Hupp (Nancy Burton),  Lesley Boone (Molly Hudson),  Mike Starr (Kenny Sandusky (Episodes 1-45)),  Michael Ian Black (Phil Stubbs),  Rachel Cronin (Shirley Pifko),  Justin Long (Warren P. Cheswick)
Recurring Role:	Marvin Chatinover (Dr. Walter R. Jerome),  Munson Hicks (Judge Henderson)
Guest Star:	David Eigenberg (Jeff Alexander),  Jamie Goodwin (Kendell),  Ray Aranha (Harry Lockmather),  Mark Gordon (Rodulescu),  Dennis Creaghan (Wendell),  Roger Serbagi (),  William Duell (),  J. R. Horne (Brownlee),  Ron Crawford (),  Martin Rudy (character name [credited as Martin B. Rudy]),  Rex Robbins (Councilman),  Frank Deal (Russ),  Edward James Hyland (Bruce),  Jerry Walsh (Man at Council),  Kathleen Goldpaugh (Councilwoman),  Colette Duvall (Doreen),  Deborah Cresswell (Martha Pulido)

Featured Music:
"Falling in Love" by Randy Newman
"Just a Gigolo" by Louis Prima (edit)

Mike (to Ed and Carol, who are sitting on the roof): Hey, guys! Hey, you gotta see this! Kenny's about to stop a bowling ball with his head! (edit) Kenny: You know, by the Tricentennial, we'll all be dead. (edit) Ed: This shoe counter serves as an ironic commentary on roundness. (edit) Ed: Stuckeybowl, Stuckeyville. Don't tell me that's a coincidence! (edit) Molly (on why she never joined MENSA): I have the IQ of a golf ball. (edit)

$10 Bet: Mike bets Ed to yell "I love kitties" as loud as possible in the bowling alley. (edit) Phil tries to make Stuckeybowl arcitechturally significant by installing flying buttresses. (edit)

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