Writer:	Rob Burnett, Jon Beckerman
Director:	Don Scardino
Star:	Josh Randall (Mike Burton),  Thomas Cavanagh (Ed Stevens),  Julie Bowen (Carol Vessey),  Jana Marie Hupp (Nancy Burton),  Lesley Boone (Molly Hudson),  Michael Ian Black (Phil Stubbs),  Rachel Cronin (Shirley Pifko),  Daryl "Chill" Mitchell (Eli Cartwright Goggins III (Episodes 45-83)),  Justin Long (Warren P. Cheswick),  Michael R. Genadry (Mark Vanacore (Episodes 45-83, recurring previously)),  Ginnifer Goodwin (Diane Snyder (Episodes 45-55, recurring previously))
Recurring Role:	Teresa Yenque (Carmela),  Lauren Thomas (Sarah Burton),  Morgan Thomas (Sarah Burton)
Guest Star:	Tamala Horbianski (Blonde Girl),  Angela Zaires (Girl #1),  Cathy Jenéen Doe (Singing Girl),  Christopher Braden Jones (George),  Bob Sarlatte (Nick Bogaty)

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Phil (to Eli): How may my ass be of service? (edit) Diane (to Mark): I'm not dating a fat kid. I'm dating you. (edit) Ed (to Carol): You wind up with guys like Troy and Nick and Dennis because you don't think you deserve anything else. (edit) Eli: You ain't Shirley no more, you're Street Shirley. (edit) Molly: It wasn't long ago you were calling Dennis 'Principal Jackass'. (edit)

$10 Bet: Ed bets Mike to ask a man on the street to tell him where he can find a hotel - while consistently turning the radio volume up so the man has to shout the directions. (edit)

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