Writer:	Rob Burnett, Jon Beckerman
Director:	Don Scardino
Star:	Josh Randall (Mike Burton),  Thomas Cavanagh (Ed Stevens),  Julie Bowen (Carol Vessey),  Jana Marie Hupp (Nancy Burton),  Lesley Boone (Molly Hudson),  Michael Ian Black (Phil Stubbs),  Rachel Cronin (Shirley Pifko),  Daryl "Chill" Mitchell (Eli Cartwright Goggins III (Episodes 45-83)),  Justin Long (Warren P. Cheswick),  Michael R. Genadry (Mark Vanacore (Episodes 45-83, recurring previously))
Recurring Role:	Marcy Harriell (Jennifer Young),  Lauren Thomas (Sarah Burton),  Morgan Thomas (Sarah Burton)
Guest Star:	Mo Rocca (Gideon Mandel),  James Barbour (Fred),  Helmar Augustus Cooper (Judge Gerald F. Henderson),  Keith Reddin (Mr. Henderson),  Michele Muchler (Beverly Jermaine),  Alexandra Neil (Mandel's Attorney),  Paolo Andino (Fencing Instructor),  Frankie Beckerman (Mr. Bojangles)

Featured Music:
"Drive" by Cars
"These Days" by Ron Sexsmith
"Hot Child in the City" by Nick Gilder (edit)

Mike: Do you think Willie Butch knows I'm human or does he just think I'm a really talented dog? (edit) Shirley: They're pies with the selling power of hot cakes. It's the best of both worlds. (edit) Mike: I paid for the caviar of dogs and got the Starkist. (edit) Phil: I don't really want to help you, I just want to stare at Super Frankie. (edit) Mike: Lineage!? I'm buying a dog, not the Prince of Wales! (edit)

Eli keeps on calling Ed "Stuckeyboss". After learning new tricks from a sex video, Mike dubs himself as "The Sultan of Seduction". Phil calls Eli "Whitney", referring to the cotton gin inventor. (edit) $10 Bet: Ed bets Mike to go into the bathroom and compliment the man next to him - while standing at the urinal. (edit)

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