Writer:	Kevin Etten, Jacob Lentz
Director:	Arvin Brown
Star:	Josh Randall (Mike Burton),  Thomas Cavanagh (Ed Stevens),  Julie Bowen (Carol Vessey),  Jana Marie Hupp (Nancy Burton),  Lesley Boone (Molly Hudson),  Mike Starr (Kenny Sandusky (Episodes 1-45)),  Michael Ian Black (Phil Stubbs),  Rachel Cronin (Shirley Pifko),  Justin Long (Warren P. Cheswick)
Recurring Role:	John Slattery (Dennis Martino),  Pat Finn (Jim Frost)
Guest Star:	Keir Dullea (Robert Stanley),  Jason Kravits (Barry Gleep),  Richard Topol (Gus Ryan),  Jennifer Van Dyck (Amy Rubin),  Mark Kachersky (Trucker # 1),  Peter Linari (Trucker # 2)

Featured Music:
"Waiting" by The Feelies (edit)

Jim (trying to win back Molly): I don't want 15 seconds. I want the rest of our lives. (edit) Dennis (about Ed and Carol's relationship): You guys are the real thing. (edit) Molly (to Jim): Get out of this school now or my hand to god, I will kick your ass in front of the A/V squad. (edit) Phil: Truckers don't live on gas, grass, and ass alone. (edit) Phil: Now that's a 10-4 if I ever tasted one, good buddy. (edit)

Phil's Scheme: Phil sells beaded seat covers and other products to truckers who pass through Stuckeyville during the trucking crisis. He turns Stuckeybowl's pro shop into a chapel, to meet the trucker's "spiritual needs". Phil claims he is making tons of money of the truckers, but Ed makes him stop his business because the trucks are ruining Stuckeyville. (edit) B&B Trucking is named after Jon Beckerman and Rob Burnett, the show's creators and writers. (edit) $10 Bet: Mike bets Ed to order a brandy at the bar by saying brandy 20 times. (edit)

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