Featured Music:
"Waiting" by The Feelies (edit)

Jim (trying to win back Molly): I don't want 15 seconds. I want the rest of our lives. (edit) Dennis (about Ed and Carol's relationship): You guys are the real thing. (edit) Molly (to Jim): Get out of this school now or my hand to god, I will kick your ass in front of the A/V squad. (edit) Phil: Truckers don't live on gas, grass, and ass alone. (edit) Phil: Now that's a 10-4 if I ever tasted one, good buddy. (edit) Dennis (refusing to read Carol's work): I hate everything. (edit) Molly (trying to guess Dennis' good news): The students have all had their tongues surgically removed? (edit) Phil: Where there's chaos, there's opportunity, baby! (edit)

Phil's Scheme: Phil sells beaded seat covers and other products to truckers who pass through Stuckeyville during the trucking crisis. He turns Stuckeybowl's pro shop into a chapel, to meet the trucker's "spiritual needs". Phil claims he is making tons of money of the truckers, but Ed makes him stop his business because the trucks are ruining Stuckeyville. (edit) B&B Trucking is named after Jon Beckerman and Rob Burnett, the show's creators and writers. (edit) $10 Bet: Mike bets Ed to order a brandy at the bar by saying brandy 20 times. (edit)

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