Featured Music:
"Say You, Say Me" by Lionel Richie
"Stuck on You" by Lionel Richie (edit)

Dr. Jerome (to Mike): I'll do what I want, when I want, you thick witted pelican, and if you don't like it, you can either kiss my ass or write your congressman. (edit) Dr. Jerome (to Mike): Now that I've crushed all your hopes and dreams into a fine powder, I feel almost guilty. (edit) Dr. Jerome (offering Mike his old job): What do you say, ChimChim, you wanna come home again? (edit) Dr. Jerome: Will you be paying cash for this visit, Mr. Stubbs, or shall I bill Dr. Burton directly? (edit) Dr. Jerome (greeting Mike): Well, bless my soul! If it isn't my old sparring partner. Come in, son, it's been far too long. (edit) Molly (when a guy comes in to hit on Carol): Looks like Miss Vessey's gonna get some afternoon delight. (edit) Shirley (to Frankie): I don't want you to resent me as a log jam to your career. (edit) Frankie: If you show up at 4:30 for a six o'clock dinner party, for the rest of your life, you're the weird guy. (edit) Carmela: Oh my goodness, Dr. Burton, the Google says you were once married to Elizabeth Taylor. (edit) Carmela: Oh, my goodness! I Googled you, Dr. Burton. (edit) Phil: You know, ever since Kenny left, there's been a real lack of sexual tension around here.
Frankie: I'm not sure I understand.
Ed: Get used to it. (edit)

Phil's Scheme: Phil tries to become Sam's Hoagies' own "Jared Fogle", like the Subway. He is unsuccessful. (edit) Horses have a one-way digestive tract.  Willie Harris's horse could never have upped it's oats no matter how much Frankie looked the part.  (edit)

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