Featured Music:
"Fight Test" by The Flaming Lips
"Our Lips Are Sealed" by The Go Gos (edit)

Mike (when Nancy complains that he doesn't make an extra effort in the bedroom): You have been getting steak all week and are complaing about a turkey club now. (edit) Ed: If we stay this close, we're always going to be in each other's way. (edit) Mike (after wowing Nancy in bed): Men don't understand love making is a delicate blend between soul and flesh. (edit) Carol: I want Ed... I love him, Molly. (edit) Eli: Cap'n Eli's was my Stuckeybowl. (edit) Ed (to Mike): I'm sure you're simply a fantastic lover. (edit)

Phil's Scheme: In the dream, Phil convinces Ed to let him be the President of the United States. He fires his Vice President and replaces them with Mindy, a Victoria's Secret model. He also decides to bomb Canada. (edit) $10 Bet: Little Mike bets Little Ed to talk to Barbara at Jeff Jacobs' bar mitzvah. (edit) The establishing shot of Eli's home shows a two story house with stairs leading up to the front door and no ramp in sight. (edit)

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