Featured Music:
"Freedom" by George Michael
"Oh, What A Beautiful Morning" by Ray Charles (edit)

Judge LaRue (to Gary Saringo): What law school did you go to TV boy? (edit) Carol (to Ed): If it's any consolation at all, I think you look damn cute in the bowling shirts. (edit) Nancy (reacting to Mike's Dr. Jerome head-gear): You scared the Steak-ums out of me! (edit) Mike (trying to get fired by Dr. Jerome): Mr. Schrier, you're being treated by a 96 year old squid. (edit) Warren: Don't hate the playa, hate the game! (edit) Mark (to Warren): I've never found you funny. (edit) Shirley: Ed, celebrity super lawyer Gary Saringo is here to see Mr. Arnowitz... He's at the shoe counter talking to Phil about domesticated rodents. (edit) Mike: Day-o! Day-o! Thursday come, no more Dr. Jerome. (edit)

Joanne Clemson calls Bob Arnowitz "Captain Staples". Warren introduces the chracter drawing on his stomach as "Mr. Belly". Mike dubs Dr. Jerome as "Wally" and "Tiny". (edit) Phil's Scheme: Phil buys a book about body language and decides that he can read people based solely on thier body language. He guesses that Ed is Dutch and Gary Saringo has a hamster. He is wrong on both accounts. (edit) $10 Bet: Mike bets Ed that he can't get a person at StuckeyBowl to say "tater-tots" in 30 seconds. It takes 32 seconds and Ed loses. (edit)

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