Featured Music:
"Til Somebody Breaks your Heart" by Tony Bennett
"Baby Come Back" by Player
"One on One" by Hall & Oates
"Dream Girl" by Robert and Johnny (edit)

Kenny (to Carol, about Ed): There goes one inspirational bastard. (edit) Mike (about the plans for the first annual Edward J. Stevens Thanksgiving dinner): I've got my money on grease fire. (edit) Carol (to Ed): I can never decide whether you're totally adorable or totally creepy. (edit)

Godfrey Watch: Godfrey is the name of Kilroy's Wondermarket's manager. (edit) Phil buys tons of turkeys from the store. He marks the price up to $300 and tries to sell them as "Fine Corinthian Turkeys". (edit) Late Show staffer Bob Borden appears as the man holding up the "Let's Go Stuckeyville" sign at the football game.

The cantaloupe catapult used in this episode is the same as the donut catapult used on the Late Show. (edit) $10 Bet: Mike bets Ed, in the supermarket, to ask the clerk where the lettuce is - but he has to call it "let-oos". (edit)

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