Writer:	Kerry Lenhart, John J. Sakmar
Director:	Thomas Cavanagh
Star:	Josh Randall (Mike Burton),  Thomas Cavanagh (Ed Stevens),  Julie Bowen (Carol Vessey),  Jana Marie Hupp (Nancy Burton),  Lesley Boone (Molly Hudson),  Michael Ian Black (Phil Stubbs),  Rachel Cronin (Shirley Pifko),  Daryl "Chill" Mitchell (Eli Cartwright Goggins III (Episodes 45-83)),  Justin Long (Warren P. Cheswick),  Michael R. Genadry (Mark Vanacore (Episodes 45-83, recurring previously))
Recurring Role:	Marcy Harriell (Jennifer Young)
Guest Star:	Curtis Armstrong (Mr. Cheswick),  Bill Winkler (Harley),  Ken Jennings (I) (),  Roger Serbagi (),  Joel Fabiani (),  Richard Hecht (Auctioneer),  Wendy Long (Mrs. Cheswick),  Pete Corby (Trainer),  Craig Bockhorn (Proprietor),  Andy Seņor (Mr. Diaz),  W.A. Walters (Disciple #1),  Victor W. Hawks (Simon),  Ruth Kulerman (Madeline)

Wendy Long, who played Mrs. Cheswick in this episode, is Justin Long's mother. (edit) Featured Music:
"Candida" by Tony Orlando & Dawn
"Handy Man" by James Taylor (edit)

Phil (trying to convince Ed to hire him as a jockey): I'm actually deceptively light. I have the bone structure of a bird. (edit) Ed (defending Carol in front of the school board): If dreams are safe, then they're not really dreams, are they? They're plans. (edit) Warren (on his filming a TV show): Stuckeyville isn't exactly Vancouver. (edit) Ed (to Carol, about their relationship): I might not always agree wtih you, but I will always be with you and I'm sorry it took me so long to figure that out. (edit) Warren (lamenting his SAT scores): One stupid test and I'm road kill on the highway of natural selection. (edit)

Phil's Scheme: Phil tries to get close to movie star Michael Winslow, who is in town filming a movie. He makes him a tray of food and kisses up to him. Winslow insists that he already has an agent, but Phil brushes it aside and continues to try and get in good with Winslow. (edit) $10 Bet: Ed bets Mike to grow a moustache. (edit)

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