Writer:	Kerry Lenhart, John J. Sakmar
Director:	Don Scardino
Star:	Josh Randall (Mike Burton),  Thomas Cavanagh (Ed Stevens),  Julie Bowen (Carol Vessey),  Jana Marie Hupp (Nancy Burton),  Lesley Boone (Molly Hudson),  Michael Ian Black (Phil Stubbs),  Rachel Cronin (Shirley Pifko),  Daryl "Chill" Mitchell (Eli Cartwright Goggins III (Episodes 45-83)),  Justin Long (Warren P. Cheswick),  Michael R. Genadry (Mark Vanacore (Episodes 45-83, recurring previously))
Recurring Role:	Marcy Harriell (Jennifer Young)
Guest Star:	Blair Brown (Mary Burton),  Burt Reynolds (Russ Burton),  Greg Wood (Ryan),  Scott Freeze (Fireman)

Featured Music:
"Question" by Old 97's
"Rock the Boat" by The Hues Corporation (edit)

Mike (after hearing Ed's grandiose proposal plans): Ed, you can't propose like that... it's cheesy. (edit) Russ (about the turkey fryer): This fine piece of modern technology is going to allow us to prepare a Thanksgiving turkey the way the good Lord above intended. (edit) Mike (offering Ed a more practical proposal idea): Say, "Carol, will you marry me?" How's that for a plan? (edit) Shirley (after calculating the number of turkeys needed to feed 30 people): You need 12,000 turkeys. (edit) Ed (just before the proposal): I've got something else to give you... something that isn't on the list. (edit)

Phil's Scheme: Phil plans the funeral of William Fish. He was a bowler who died on lane 6. Since his family cannot be found, Phil decides to give Fish a proper farewell. (edit)

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