Casting: David Cromwell was listed as a guest star in the credits, but did not appear in this episode. (edit) Featured Music:
"On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson (edit) Crew: Patrick Donaghey was the wheelchair basketball coach for this episode. (edit)

Ed (about his feelings about Carol): I'm done with the whole thing. (edit) Mike (to Ed, about he and Frank): I'm thrilled you seem to have gotten over Carol. I'm concerned that you seem to have fallen in love with a man. (edit) Phil (when Eli sees him pull up in a wheelchair): Look at him squirm now that the chair's on the other foot... or should I say ass? (edit) Mike (to Ed): Give me a call when you get out of Stuckeyville. (edit) Phil (about Eli's forfeit): I've enjoyed a lot of victories in my life, but for some reason, this one is particularly sweet. (edit) Frank (to Ed): I didn't find happiness on the road... I was happy before I left. (edit)

Phil's Scheme: Trying to get Eli fired, Phil opens a petting zoo inside Stuckeybowl. (edit)

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