Writer:	Randy Cohen, Rob Burnett, Jon Beckerman
Director:	Alan Myerson
Star:	Josh Randall (Mike Burton),  Thomas Cavanagh (Ed Stevens),  Julie Bowen (Carol Vessey),  Jana Marie Hupp (Nancy Burton),  Lesley Boone (Molly Hudson),  Mike Starr (Kenny Sandusky (Episodes 1-45)),  Michael Ian Black (Phil Stubbs),  Rachel Cronin (Shirley Pifko),  Justin Long (Warren P. Cheswick)
Recurring Role:	Rena Sofer (Bonnie Hane),  Joe Ponazecki (Judge)
Guest Star:	Ray Bokhour (Chuck),  Charles S. Dutton (Rev. Carver),  Bob Odenkirk (Rev. Porter),  Peter Gerety (Dick Knight),  Stephen Bogardus (Lawyer),  June Squibb (Organist),  Kathleen Turco-Lyon (Forewoman),  John Elsen (Man),  Lisa Brandon (Woman),  Natalie Marie Hughes (Bowler)

Featured Music:
"Mr. Big Stuff" by Jean Knight
"I Want To Know What Love Is" by Foreigner
"Sabre Dance" by Khachaturian (edit)

Carol (on Ed's confession that he and Bonnie slept together): Well, a hearty congratulations to the both of you. (edit) Ed (when Carol Vessey tells Ed she's sick of him apologizing all the time): I'm sorry. (edit) Bonnie: I give you my personal guarantee that this is the single ugliest hat in Stuckeyville. (edit) Ed (to Carol): I say even if we marry other people, we still get together every week just to do it. (edit) Phil: You're a prancer. You've got a bounce in your step that says 'Hey, look at me, I'm a cute little bunny!' (edit)

Phil turns Stuckeybowl into a "love-a-torium" so that he can help the lonely hearts find their soulmates. (edit) Reverend Porter's "Headlines" is a joke making fun of Letterman's late-night foe, Jay Leno. Leno reads newspaper headlines then follows them up with a punchline. (edit) $10 Bet: Mike bets Ed he can't call Reverend Carver "Padre". (edit)

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