Featured Music:
"Mr. Big Stuff" by Jean Knight
"I Want To Know What Love Is" by Foreigner
"Sabre Dance" by Khachaturian (edit)

Carol (on Ed's confession that he and Bonnie slept together): Well, a hearty congratulations to the both of you. (edit) Ed (when Carol Vessey tells Ed she's sick of him apologizing all the time): I'm sorry. (edit) Bonnie: I give you my personal guarantee that this is the single ugliest hat in Stuckeyville. (edit) Ed (to Carol): I say even if we marry other people, we still get together every week just to do it. (edit) Phil: You're a prancer. You've got a bounce in your step that says 'Hey, look at me, I'm a cute little bunny!' (edit)

Phil turns Stuckeybowl into a "love-a-torium" so that he can help the lonely hearts find their soulmates. (edit) Reverend Porter's "Headlines" is a joke making fun of Letterman's late-night foe, Jay Leno. Leno reads newspaper headlines then follows them up with a punchline. (edit) $10 Bet: Mike bets Ed he can't call Reverend Carver "Padre". (edit)

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