Writer:	Mike Schwartz, Rob Burnett, Jon Beckerman
Director:	Marc Buckland
Star:	Josh Randall (Mike Burton),  Thomas Cavanagh (Ed Stevens),  Julie Bowen (Carol Vessey),  Jana Marie Hupp (Nancy Burton),  Lesley Boone (Molly Hudson),  Mike Starr (Kenny Sandusky (Episodes 1-45)),  Michael Ian Black (Phil Stubbs),  Rachel Cronin (Shirley Pifko),  Justin Long (Warren P. Cheswick)
Recurring Role:	Robin Paul (Jessica Martell),  Mike Hodge (Judge),  Max Rosmarin (Gavin Shrader)
Guest Star:	Peter Maloney (Mr. Stansley),  Grant Show (Troy McCallum),  Steve Routman (),  Noah Bean (Tim Cooper),  Penny Balfour (Waitress),  J.P. Shanks (Salesman),  Jay Burns (Man in Suit),  James Hugh Fitzpatrick (Customer),  Kate Simses (Girl # 1),  Rory Wheeler (Jock),  Jim Fitzpatrick (Customer)

Featured Music:
"Tired of Waiting for You" by The Kinks
"Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses
"Have a Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives (edit)

Troy (to Ed and Carol): Beer always tastes better in Stuckeyville... (edit) Warren: What about that time you busted into our class wearing that fruity-ass knight suit? (edit)

Godfrey Watch: Troy tells a story about a game of Marco Polo in high school. A character in his story is named Godfrey. (edit) Warren gives himself the nickname "Ches". Later, he gives Tim Cooper the nickname "The Rifleman". (edit) $10 Bet: Mike bets Ed that he can't eat some of the dog food pate that he has made for his dog, Troy. (edit)

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