Featured Music:
"Teacher, Teacher" by Rockpile
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" by Hall and Oates (edit)

Warren (as Jessica dumps him): Jess, come on. Throw a dog a bone. (edit) Carol (to Ed): The 17 year old you had to sacrifice a few dreams so the 32 year old you could have a life. (edit) Warren (to the tattoo artist): You have the touch of an angel. (edit) Warren (to fellow tattoo patrons): That's some very challenging body art you're sporting there. (edit) Mark (after walking into the tattoo shop): I feel like I'm gonna get hepatitis just standing here. (edit) Molly: All right, Stubbs, put the mop down and shift your brain into drive. (edit) Mark: Down is up, left is right, and Logic is on a ski vacation with his buddy Reason. (edit) Warren: These lips tripped the light fandango with Jessica Martell. (edit) Diane (when Warren shows her his "Jessica-kissed" lips): How can I miss them? You're a damned platypus. (edit) Barney (to Carol): I'm sorry, Yoko, but you don't get a vote in this. (edit) Warren (to Jessica): Sometimes I inadvertently slip into my impressed mode. (edit) Warren (to Mark): You and me been together a long time. There's no Jessica Martell in the world that can break that stuff up. (edit) Phil: Wow, you think you know somebody. This has been a very educational night. VERY educational. (edit) Phil: I know the gang thinks its adorable to call you ‘Molls' but to keep everyone within earshot from vomiting, I'm gonna stick with 'Molly'. (edit) Ed: Sometimes life is especially good at sucking. (edit) Mike: What? You're not supposed to bowl when someone dies? It's my turn... (edit)

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