Writer:	David Schulner
Director:	Arlene Sanford
Star:	John Beasley (Irv Harper/ Narrator),  Debra Mooney (Nurse Edna Abbott Harper),  Tom Amandes (Dr. Harold Abbott Jr.),  Gregory Smith (Ephram Brown),  Stephanie Niznik (Nina Feeny),  Merrilyn Gann (Rose Abbott (recurring Seasons 1, 2)),  Chris Pratt (Harold Brighton "Bright" Abbott III),  Treat Williams (Dr. Andrew Brown),  Emily VanCamp (Amy Nicole Abbott),  Vivien Cardone (Delia Brown)
Recurring Role:	Lee Garlington (Brenda Baxworth),  Merrilyn Gann (Rose Abbott),  Jeff Olson (Mr. Davenport),  Micaela Nelligan (Martha)
Guest Star:	Ian Vogt (Matthew Lansing),  Luke Askew (Marvin Harrison),  Nora Zehetner (Laynie Hart),  Tod Huntington (Hostess),  Bernie Diamond (Charlie),  Steve O'Neill (Police Chief),  Aaron Brown (Himself)

Episode Music:
- Billie Holiday - "You Go To My Head"
- Scapegoat Wax - "Perfect Silence"

= Beethoven - Sonata No. 8 'Pathétique' in C-Minor, Op. 13, Movement 3
(edit) John Beasley (Irv Harper) did not appear in this episode on-screen. Although, they used his voice in narration. (edit) Chris Pratt (Bright Abbott) does not appear in this episode although he does appear in the opening credits. (edit) Guest star Aaron Brown is the lead anchor at CNN. (edit) The "who done it?" nature of this episode is reminscent of Emily VanCamp's previous WB series, Glory Days. Yet, there is another simularity between this show and Glory Days. Both shows were created by Dawson's Creek veterans (Greg Berlanti, Kevin Williamson) and both centered around small quirky towns. (edit)

Andy: We solved a real estate mystery!! I gotta tell ya I... I feel used. (edit) Laynie: Nightmare, isn't it?
Ephram: What's going on, except my exact version of 'hell on earth'?
Laynie: Spoils of war. The result of a commercially financed assault against the unattached individual.
Ephram: Valentine's Day?
Laynie: Week after is always the hardest. These newbie couples have the lifespan of a monarch butterfly. By Friday, the halls will be littered with their crispy corpses. (edit) Laynie: Okay, number one... how'd you get us in here. Two, how did you find this place. And three... how'd you get us in here?
Ephram: I have connections.
Laynie: Mob ties?
Ephram: I'm all kinds of dangerous. (edit) Laynie: I don't know how to break this to you...
Ephram: You're married?
Laynie: No.
Ephram: You're leaving the country?
Laynie: "Stop!
Ephram: You're marrying Bright, then leaving the country? (edit) Matt: So, where's this date taking place?
Ephram: I don't know. I'm still working on it.
Matt: Okay, not a problem. So what are your options?
Ephram: I live in Everwood. Its either the $1.50 movie theatre or the $3.00 movie theatre, both of which are currently playing Lilo and Stitch.
Matt: Ever hear of Ezekiel's?
Ephram: No, but it sounds religious which doesn't exactly spell out 'action' in my mind. (edit)

Nitpick: Ephram is holding a Sociolinguistics book while in the hall at school. Sociolinguistics is not just a college course, but also a very specific branch of Linguistics study. It's definitely not something studied in high school. (edit)

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