Everybody Hates Chris: Everybody Hates Blackie
Episode score
9.1
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Everybody Hates Blackie
- 48.
- Season: 3
- Episode: 4
- First Aired: 10/22/2007
- Prod Code: 304
Chris has to reluctantly train the family's new dog into a security dog after their house is robbed, but he just wants a pet. Meanwhile, Tonya and Drew are bored without a television, so they find other means to keep themselves entertained - including making prank phone calls. Add a recap »
- Writers:
- Adrienne Carter
- Director:
- Victor Nelli Jr.
- Stars:
- Chris Rock (Himself - Narrator)
- Tyler James Williams (Chris Rock)
- Terry Crews (Julius Rock)
- Vincent Martella (Greg)
- Tequan Richmond (Drew Rock)
- Imani Hakim (Tonya Rock)
- Tichina Arnold (Rochelle Rock)
- Recurring Role:
- Kevontay Jackson (Jerome)
- Jeris Lee Poindexter (Kill Moves)
- Vivian Smallwood (Old Woman)
- Paige Hurd (Tasha)
- Shon Little (Cop)
- P.J. Marino (Detective)
- Ernest Thomas (Mr. Omar)
- Guest Star:
- Will Morales (Carlos)
- J.B. Smoove (Manny)
- Horacio Galaviz (Puerto Rican Jerome)
- Randy Thompson (Mr. Carter)
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- Mr. Omar: Hey Ms. Rochelle, what's going on?
Rochelle: We got robbed!
Mr. Omar: You got robbed?!? When?
Rochelle: Two nights ago. Where were you?
Mr. Omar: I was at home.
Rochelle: Well didn't you hear anything?
Mr. Omar: Oh, no, I was busy.
Rochelle: Well they cleaned out half the house.
Mr. Omar: Well, the important thing is you got your health. Material things don't matter. 'Cause after all, you can't take it with you.
Rochelle: That's 'cause they took it all with them!
edit » - Julius: Chris, this is it. You got 48 hours to train that dog or he's dog food.
Chris: (narrating) Dogs aren't used in dog food, but this wasn't a good time to correct my father. edit » - Chris: (narrating) I thought I'd never see Blackie again... and he thought he'd never seen me before. edit »
- Chris: (narrating) Believe me, there have been many other problems. One time the house flooded.
Rochelle: Can we call the insurance company now?
Julius: Now we have a swimming pool.
Chris: (narrating) Another time a plane dropped a load.
Rochelle: Can we call the insurance company now?
Julius: No way. Now we have new luggage.
Chris: (narrating) And another time aliens took over.
Rochelle: Now can I call the insurance company?
Julius: No, I've always wanted to go to another planet. edit » - Chris: I'm training the dog in Spanish.
Julius: Why?
Chris: It's part of the attack-dog training. Like you can only talk to a German Shepherd in German or an Irish Wolfhound in Irish. (referring to Blackie) This is a Puerto Rican mutt.
Julius: Well, I don't care what he speaks as long as he stays out of my chair and you turn him into a killer. edit »
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