Writer:	Mike Haukom, Jason Gelles
Director:	Steve Zuckerman
Star:	Ray Romano (Raymond Albert Barone),  Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone),  Brad Garrett (Robert Barone),  Doris Roberts (Marie Barone),  Peter Boyle (Frank Barone),  Madylin Sweeten (Ally Barone),  Sawyer Sweeten (Geoffery Barone),  Sullivan Sweeten (Michael Barone)
Guest Star:	Jerry Grote (Himself),  Bud Harrelson (Himself),  Cleon Jones (Himself),  Ed Kranepool (Himself),  Tug McGraw (Himself),  Art Shamsky (Himself),  Ron Swoboda (Himself),  Chip Heller (Police Officer Jaroszweicz),  Gene Arrington (Security Guard),  D'Wayne Gardner (Man #1),  Harry Freedman (Man #2),  John Fairlie (Man #3),  Valerie DeKeyser (Waitress (Lisa)),  Tommy Agee (Himself)

Music: "War" by Edwin Starr (edit)

Robert: I wish Dad took us to a Mets game.
Ray: He took us to a lot of Yankee games.
Robert: That was good for you. I hated the Yankees.
Ray: What are you talking about? You cried everytime they lost.
Robert: That's because Dad said it was my fault. (edit) Robert: It's nice out, huh? So, what's new?
Frank: Cut the crap. Your mother asked him already.
Ray: Robert, why do you got to have Mom ask me to take you to the Hall of Fame for?
Robert: Mom, you were supposed to make it seem like it just came up.
Marie: And you were supposed to wait across the street until I flashed the Venetian blinds. (edit) Frank: The Hall of Fame is honoring the 1969 Mets. Your brother asked your mother to ask you to take him.
Ray: Which one of you do I say no to? (edit) Ray: (when Robert puts his feet up in the car) We must've hit a skunk that crawled out of the ass of another skunk. (edit)

This episode's lunch special is fried chicken strips with what looks to be ranch dressing. (edit)

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