Director:	Gary Halvorson
Star:	Ray Romano (Raymond Albert Barone),  Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone),  Brad Garrett (Robert Barone),  Doris Roberts (Marie Barone),  Peter Boyle (Frank Barone),  Madylin Sweeten (Ally Barone),  Sawyer Sweeten (Geoffery Barone),  Sullivan Sweeten (Michael Barone)
Guest Star:	John F. O'Donohue (Harry)

Harry, Frank's friend, calls himself Jeb (presumably a reference to the Confederate General Jeb Stuart), but Harry is clearly a Yankee. (edit)

Ray: I can't believe you shot me Robert. I have to lay here all day?
Frank: It has to be realistic.
Ray: Realistic? Stonewall Jackson's wearing a beeper.
Robert: His wife's pregnant. (edit) Ray: All right, kids, now remember we're going to the Happy Zone when I get home, okay?
Ally: I hope you win, Daddy!
Robert: Don't bet on it, kid. (edit) Frank: Oh, Ray come here and help me with these boots. They're killing me. Oh, what's it say on the right boot?
Ray: "Left".
Frank: Oh, crap, what's it say on the left boot?
Ray: Guess! (edit) Frank: That is what the Civil War is all about. Families coming together...
Ray: To kill other families. (edit) Ray: Frankly, my dear .. I don't give a damn.
Debra: Idiots. (edit)

This episode's lunch special is a boiled crab. (edit)

J.E.B. Stuart: James Ewell Brown Stuart was a soldier and a Confederate Army general during the American Civil War. He was known to his friends as "Jeb." (edit) Stonewall Jackson: In the end of the episode, Ray mentions Stonewall Jackson has a beeper. Stonewall Jackson was a teacher and soldier. He became a famous Confederate general during the American Civil War, and was killed during the conflict. He is often considered one of the most gifted battlefield commanders in American history, and his death was a severe setback for the Confederacy.
(edit) Clark Gable/Gone With the Wind: Ray is uses Clark Gable's line in "Gone With the Wind." He substitutes "damn" with "dang." (edit)