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Score: 8.4 Great 64 votes

Look Don't Touch

Episode Number: 5    Season Num: 1    First Aired: Friday October 11, 1996    Prod Code: 9606
Originally aired: Friday October 11, 1996 on CBS
Writer: Lew Schneider
Director: Jeff Meyer
Show Stars: Ray Romano (Raymond Albert Barone), Sullivan Sweeten (Michael Barone), Sawyer Sweeten (Geoffrey Barone), Madylin Sweeten (Ally Barone), Peter Boyle (Frank Barone), Doris Roberts (Marie Barone), Brad Garrett (Robert Barone), Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone)
Recurring Role: Tom McGowan (Bernie Gruenfelder), Susan Varon (Suzy), Joseph V. Perry (Nemo)
Guest Stars: Tina Arning (Angelina)
Production Code: 9606

Ray and Bernie walk into Nemo's for pizza. They sit down at the booth and they are served by Angelina, the attractive new waitress that is Nemo's niece. Bernie can't stop talking about her while Ray seems disinterested. Bernie calls Angelina over to their table to give Ray some parmesan cheese. Angelina shreds the cheese with her chest in Ray's face. He puts all his effort into trying not to look.

At home the phone rings and Debra answers it. She's about to hand it to Ray, but when she says it's Angelina, Ray snatches his hand back. Debra tells him he left his wallet at Nemo's and Ray denies going there. Debra calls him out about Angelina and says it's ok that he thinks another woman is attractive. Debra then asks Ray that if he was a lonely sailor would he sleep with Angelina, and Ray admits he would.

Ray and Bernie go back to Nemo's to get Ray's wallet. Frank comes in because he wants to get a look at her. When he sees her for the first time, Frank says "Holy crap." Frank warns Ray to stay away from Nemo's until he can keep a straight face around Angelina.

At home Debra is cleaning up and Marie wonders if Debra has been sleeping. Marie says she uses hemorroid cream on the wrinkles around her eyes to make her look younger. Marie brings up what happened at Nemo's and Debra thinks it's no big deal. Ray walks in and Debra says she wants to eat at Nemo's tonight instead of at home.

Ray, Debra and the kids arrive at Nemo's and Angelina is their waitress. Ray has trouble ordering because he feels uncomfortable with Debra and Angelina around at the same time. Angelina returns with their drinks and Ray grabs the tray for her. Angelina mentions to Ray that he likes parmesan cheese. As he denies it, Ray accidentally spills the drinks all over Debra.

At home Ray apologizes for his behavior at Nemo's. Debra asks why men think a woman's looks are most important and Ray says "That's God's way. That's why the eyes are in front." Ray asks Debra if she's ever thought someone is attractive and she mentions Chuck Wilson, a fat guy at Ray's job. Ray picks fun of her and Chuck as they go to sleep.

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Episode: Look Don't Touch
Season Number: 1
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8.4 Great 64 votes
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superb: 19 (29.7%)
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