Writer:	Susan Van Allen, Ellen Sandler
Director:	Steve Zuckerman
Star:	Ray Romano (Raymond Albert Barone),  Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone),  Brad Garrett (Robert Barone),  Doris Roberts (Marie Barone),  Peter Boyle (Frank Barone),  Madylin Sweeten (Ally Barone),  Sawyer Sweeten (Geoffery Barone),  Sullivan Sweeten (Michael Barone)
Guest Star:	Joe Durrenberger (Delivery Person)

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Marie: What are you doing here?
Frank: Well, I rolled over in bed, and suddenly there was no Great Wall of Marie to stop me! (edit) Ray: Where's your dog, Robert?
Robert: I don't think Shamsky would eat this.
Ray: Yeah but we could eat him. (edit) Debra: What about your diet, Marie?
Marie: What's the point of living longer if you're miserable, dear?
Debra: I think that every day. (edit) Robert: Don't worry, mom, I still like the turkey see melts in your mouth.
(eats one piece and starts radidly bagging on the table) (edit) Marie: We had our cholesterol checked, and we're very close to the danger zone.
Frank: Mine was lower than hers.
Marie: One point.
Frank: I'm still gonna live longer than you.
Marie: What, thirty seconds?
Frank: Thirty seconds in paradise! (edit)

This episode's lunch special is what looks like a couple of turkey slices with a tofu and vegetable salad and sprouts. (edit) Robert doesn't touch his food to his chin while eating the tofu turkey. (edit)

Egg Beaters: Egg Beaters are a egg substitute, often used when trying to lower cholesterol. It is these that Frank is likely referring to when he says "fake eggs." (edit)