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Marie: What are you doing here?
Frank: Well, I rolled over in bed, and suddenly there was no Great Wall of Marie to stop me! (edit) Ray: Where's your dog, Robert?
Robert: I don't think Shamsky would eat this.
Ray: Yeah but we could eat him. (edit) Debra: What about your diet, Marie?
Marie: What's the point of living longer if you're miserable, dear?
Debra: I think that every day. (edit) Robert: Don't worry, mom, I still like the turkey see melts in your mouth.
(eats one piece and starts radidly bagging on the table) (edit) Marie: We had our cholesterol checked, and we're very close to the danger zone.
Frank: Mine was lower than hers.
Marie: One point.
Frank: I'm still gonna live longer than you.
Marie: What, thirty seconds?
Frank: Thirty seconds in paradise! (edit) (Frank snatches the garbage bag full of the food Marie threw out of the fridge)
Marie: Where are you going?
Frank: On a picnic! Out with the old bag! (points at Marie) In with the new! (holds up garbage bag) (edit) Marie: You ordered this, Frank.
Frank: Why do you assume it's me?
Marie: Because you're the one who wants to kill me.
Frank: Okay. But I still didn't order this. (edit) Marie: Raymond, Debra is teaching me so much about cooking.
Ray: You're learning cooking from Debra? Okay, (points down) so heaven is here, (points up) hell is here, it's raining monkeys, and wood is now a drink. (edit) Frank: Don't listen to her. It's not eggs. It's that fake egg crap.
Marie: It tastes exactly the same.
Frank: Yes. Exactly like crap. (edit) Frank: May I have my carving knife please?
Marie: Thank you, Frank.
Frank: I wanna slit my throat. (edit)

This episode's lunch special is what looks like a couple of turkey slices with a tofu and vegetable salad and sprouts. (edit) Robert doesn't touch his food to his chin while eating the tofu turkey. (edit)

Egg Beaters: Egg Beaters are a egg substitute, often used when trying to lower cholesterol. It is these that Frank is likely referring to when he says "fake eggs." (edit)