Writer:	Aaron Shure
Director:	Will Mackenzie
Star:	Ray Romano (Raymond Albert Barone),  Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone),  Brad Garrett (Robert Barone),  Doris Roberts (Marie Barone),  Peter Boyle (Frank Barone),  Madylin Sweeten (Ally Barone),  Sawyer Sweeten (Geoffery Barone),  Sullivan Sweeten (Michael Barone)

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Ray: If I didn't really beat Dad, I'm just a twelve year old boy crying in my basement.
Debra: I thought a ball hit you in the eye. (edit) (Marie goes from Ray's side of the table to Frank's side of the table)
Frank: I actually liked you better on the other side. The tilt of the basement was working in my favor. (edit) Robert: Oh God, I was just thinking about my childhood, and dad, playing us in ping pong.
Ray: Oh yeah, with the taunting...
Robert: Yeah, and the rhyming of the scores.
Ray: Ten serving three, you can't compete with me.
Robert: Fourteen serving one, you're really not my son. (edit) Frank: Marie, get a mop, 'cause after I play Ray, the floor is going to be soaked with tears.
Ray: Yeah, but they're gonna be your tears, 'cause it's gonna be your funeral.
Frank: If it's my funeral, how could I be crying?
Ray: Nice try! (edit) Frank: Hear ye, hear ye. Will all women and children please retreat to a safe distance, except for my little girl, Raymond. (edit)

Trivia: This episode's lunch special is corn dogs, chips, pickles, and cole slaw. (edit)

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