Writer:	Todd Himmell, Lisa K. Nelson
Director:	Will Mackenzie
Star:	Ray Romano (Raymond Albert Barone),  Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone),  Brad Garrett (Robert Barone),  Doris Roberts (Marie Barone),  Peter Boyle (Frank Barone),  Madylin Sweeten (Ally Barone),  Sawyer Sweeten (Geoffery Barone),  Sullivan Sweeten (Michael Barone)

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Ray: Ma told us how much you've been "slowing down."
Frank: Well, I may not be where you kids are right now, but I think a couple times a week is pretty good.
(dead silence; Robert and Ray are stunned)
Robert: A couple times a week?
Ray: Holy crap! (edit) Debra: We are turning into your parents!
Ray: Okay... which one am I?
Debra: Do you know that your sex drive is diminishing?
Ray: Well, if you're my mother, then what do you expect? (edit) Frank: Hey, in this department I speak the truth! You could set your clock by me.
Ray: You could set it every 20 years.
Robert: Hey hey hey a little respect!
Frank: (to Robert) That's alright, that's alright. (to Ray) Listen, sonny, if you're having trouble making the wee-wacky-woo-hoo, you did not get that from me! (edit) Ray: Maybe I'm trying less because of all the rejection. I'm like the monkey who gets shocked every time he reaches for the pellet. (edit) Debra: I just kissed you, rubbed your chest, kissed you again in an impure manner, you never took your eyes off the TV. Ten years ago all I had to do was be awake...sometimes not even that.
Ray: I'm still...a sex machine. (edit)

This is just one of many episodes where Ray and Debra both end up at Frank and Marie's at the same time, apparently leaving their three very young kids alone in the house. (edit)

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