Writer:	Tom Caltabiano
Director:	Will Mackenzie
Star:	Ray Romano (Raymond Albert Barone),  Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone),  Brad Garrett (Robert Barone),  Doris Roberts (Marie Barone),  Peter Boyle (Frank Barone),  Madylin Sweeten (Ally Barone),  Sawyer Sweeten (Geoffery Barone),  Sullivan Sweeten (Michael Barone)
Recurring Role:	Andy Kindler (Andy)

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Ray: (To Debra) You think I'm self-centered? Me? Me? Me? (edit) Ray: Where's my toothbrush?
Debra: We bought new ones today.
Ray: Which one's mine?
Debra: The red one.
Ray: I don't wanna be red!
Debra: Well, then use the blue one.
Ray: But it's wet. (edit) Debra: You're a little self-centered.
Ray: Where is this coming from?
Debra: It's coming from those of us orbiting around you. (edit)

The English Muffin gig goes against everything Marie says about buying pre-made store bought food. (edit)

Sports Illustrated: One of the most famous sports magazines in the U.S., it would be very prestigious for any sports writer to be published in it. (edit)