Writer:	Lew Schneider
Director:	Will Mackenzie
Star:	Ray Romano (Raymond Albert Barone),  Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone),  Brad Garrett (Robert Barone),  Doris Roberts (Marie Barone),  Peter Boyle (Frank Barone),  Madylin Sweeten (Ally Barone),  Sawyer Sweeten (Geoffrey Barone),  Sullivan Sweeten (Michael Barone)
Recurring Role:	Robert Culp (Warren),  Katherine Helmond (Lois)
Guest Star:	Lew Schneider (Steven Golden)

Ray brings up the toaster and the fruit of the month in this episode. (edit)

Ray: (to Debra) Every year you get a little bit older, right? And by you I mean me. I mean me plus 20 dollars. (hands Debra 20 dollars) (edit) Frank: Who needs that crack-of-dawn crap? Grandpa will give you a better show at 10. (edit) Ray: (about Marie) She said "Raymond, I would really love a family portrait photo... not something useless, like a hammock."
Robert: She did not say that.
Ray: She will. (edit) Photographer: I think you've made a wonderful gift choice. You have a lovely family.
Ray: You haven't met everybody yet.
Photographer: Don't worry, I can handle anything. I used to be a crime scene photographer.
Ray: Oh. Well, they won't be as quiet as your other clients. (edit) Ray: Hey, Mom and Dad, I think I know what I'm going to get you for Christmas.
Frank: It better not be a pet. I hate people who give pets.
Ray: Yeah, yeah. We know dad.
Frank: Giving a pet means you're old, I find you boring, talk to a bird. (edit)

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