Writer:	Ellen Sandler
Director:	Will Mackenzie
Star:	Ray Romano (Raymond Albert Barone),  Sullivan Sweeten (Michael Barone),  Sawyer Sweeten (Geoffrey Barone),  Madylin Sweeten (Ally Barone),  Peter Boyle (Frank Barone),  Doris Roberts (Marie Barone),  Brad Garrett (Robert Barone),  Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone)
Guest Star:	Matthew Kimbrough (Exterminator),  Philioppe Benichou (TV Announcer)

The new title sequence goes as follows: Debra is looking at a drawing Ally made while Ray is looking out of the window. He then sees his parents and his brother leaving their house and he yells "They're coming." A classic zoomed Jaws-style close-up of absolute "terror" is shown on Ray's face. The classical music "Ode To Joy" starts booming out of Ray's speakers on his Hi-Fi and the Barone family enters slow-motion. Ray and Debra are trying to make it look as though they are not home, and a stuffed toy is thrown at the stereo, shutting off the music. Ray gets there just in time to put the lock on the door before his parents arrive. He sits by the door with a "phew!" look on his face and is then startled by his mother's hand touching his head coming though the letterbox realizing she knows that he is there. (edit)

Frank: Your kids are touching my stuff. The two boys and the other one! I've got a whole stack of quarters, now they are a pile! (edit) Robert: I take my showers at 6:35AM. You will please refrain from any and all flushing. Despite what dad thinks, it's not funny.
Debra: What you doing?
Ray: Setting my alarm for 6:35. (edit) (Ray is about to get in bed with Robert)
Ray: Hey can you put a shirt on?
(Ray gets in)
Ray: ...and some underpants? (edit) (Raymond and Debra are in the bedroom)
Raymond: Hey, what is this?
Debra: Oh, gosh. I guess that's your Dad's remote.
(Raymond gasps)
Debra: I must've accidentally brought it upstairs with me.
Raymond: This was no accident.
Frank: Somebody help me! (edit)

This episode's lunch special is fish sticks with celery and carrot sticks, and cole slaw. (edit)

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