Everybody Loves Raymond
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Traffic SchoolEpisode Number: 43 Season Num: 2 First Aired: Monday April 20, 1998 Prod Code: 9721 |
Timmy: (to Frank and Marie about leaving Robert at a gas station) Remember? A great family vacation, going to see the Grand Canyon. Frank stops for gas and you all leave when Robert's still in the men's room?
Frank: How would you know? You weren't there.
Ray: We got a real battle of wits going on here. (edit) Marie: Come on, honey. You can practice on me, dear. Give me one of your routines.
Robert: What?
Marie: One of your traffic things. Come on! Let's just say I'm a crazy driver, (turns her attention on Frank) Shut up, Frank. (edit) Robert: I just got my first student evaluations today.
Marie: Yeah? What did they say dear?
Robert: Oh, you want to know what they said? Okay, ma, here's what they said. (Robert opens up his binder and flips through a few pages) "This class is a sure cure for insomnia. Next time, just, please, take away my license." (edit) Ray: You were neglected. Try being smothered.
Robert: I used to pray for smothered.
Ray: You want smothered? How about at school when Mom became cafeteria monitor to make sure I ate all my food and kept my sweater on and sat with her?! (edit) Timmy: (to Frank) Remind me never to drive with you, ya crazy old bastard! (edit) Ray: Okay, Robert, the thing I said about lighten up—this is a little too light. (edit) Frank: (reading student evaluations) 'After 10 minutes, I wanted to take the officer's gun... and end my misery'. (edit) (Robert is talking through his dummy, Traffic Cop Timmy)
Timmy: Let's see. Marie, is it? What's the first thing you do in your car before you drive off.
Marie: Well, you check your rear-view mirrors.
Timmy: Good.
Marie: And, make sure you're wearing your seatbelt.
Timmy: Anything else?
Marie: Um, no. That's it.
Timmy: That's it? (turns to Robert) She thinks that's it. (turns back to Marie) How about making sure your firstborn son is in the backseat before driving off from a gas station in New Mexico!
Marie: Robby, that was so long ago!
Robert: Hey, I'm not the one who cares. (looks at Timmy)
Debra: Uh-oh. (edit) Debra: (to Robert about him teaching trafic school) All you just need is some practice.
Robert: It's not the kind of thing you can practice. It's all about relating to people.
Frank: You're a dead man. (edit) Robert: How about when you used to go to school and mom would follow you there!
Ray: What? That was mom?! (Robert nods) Oh, my God! The crazy tree lady! I used to have nightmares about her!
Robert: When was the last time you had one?
Ray: Last week! (edit)
Frank: How would you know? You weren't there.
Ray: We got a real battle of wits going on here. (edit) Marie: Come on, honey. You can practice on me, dear. Give me one of your routines.
Robert: What?
Marie: One of your traffic things. Come on! Let's just say I'm a crazy driver, (turns her attention on Frank) Shut up, Frank. (edit) Robert: I just got my first student evaluations today.
Marie: Yeah? What did they say dear?
Robert: Oh, you want to know what they said? Okay, ma, here's what they said. (Robert opens up his binder and flips through a few pages) "This class is a sure cure for insomnia. Next time, just, please, take away my license." (edit) Ray: You were neglected. Try being smothered.
Robert: I used to pray for smothered.
Ray: You want smothered? How about at school when Mom became cafeteria monitor to make sure I ate all my food and kept my sweater on and sat with her?! (edit) Timmy: (to Frank) Remind me never to drive with you, ya crazy old bastard! (edit) Ray: Okay, Robert, the thing I said about lighten up—this is a little too light. (edit) Frank: (reading student evaluations) 'After 10 minutes, I wanted to take the officer's gun... and end my misery'. (edit) (Robert is talking through his dummy, Traffic Cop Timmy)
Timmy: Let's see. Marie, is it? What's the first thing you do in your car before you drive off.
Marie: Well, you check your rear-view mirrors.
Timmy: Good.
Marie: And, make sure you're wearing your seatbelt.
Timmy: Anything else?
Marie: Um, no. That's it.
Timmy: That's it? (turns to Robert) She thinks that's it. (turns back to Marie) How about making sure your firstborn son is in the backseat before driving off from a gas station in New Mexico!
Marie: Robby, that was so long ago!
Robert: Hey, I'm not the one who cares. (looks at Timmy)
Debra: Uh-oh. (edit) Debra: (to Robert about him teaching trafic school) All you just need is some practice.
Robert: It's not the kind of thing you can practice. It's all about relating to people.
Frank: You're a dead man. (edit) Robert: How about when you used to go to school and mom would follow you there!
Ray: What? That was mom?! (Robert nods) Oh, my God! The crazy tree lady! I used to have nightmares about her!
Robert: When was the last time you had one?
Ray: Last week! (edit)
Episode Vital Stats
Episode: Traffic School
Season Number: 2
Episode Reviews: 2
Season Number: 2
Episode Reviews: 2
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Score: 8.7 Great 51 votes
Score: 8.7 Great 51 votes
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