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Episode 1: Orlando Bloom

Episode Number: 7    Season Num: 2    First Aired: Thursday September 14, 2006    Prod Code: ENTB480X
Andy Millman is very excited at the prospect of his sitcom - 'When the Whistle Blows', being made by the BBC.
He knows how he wants it to be: realistic - something the audience can relate to. But the BBC have other ideas - they make Andy's character wear a wig and silly glasses. And they let Keith Chegwin appear in it...
It's not long before the comedy is totally different to Andy's original ideas. But it's the BBC's money and production team. He can't make it without them...
Meanwhile, Maggie is an extra on Orlando Blooms latest movie. Orlando is obsessed with himself - and with Maggie. But she doesn't fancy him at all!

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Writer: Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant
Director: Stephen Merchant, Ricky Gervais
Star: Ricky Gervais (Andy Millman),  Ashley Jensen (Maggie Jacobs)
Recurring Role: Shaun Williamson (Barry),  Jamie Chapman (Brains),  Stephen Merchant (Andy's agent)
Guest Star: Orlando Bloom (Himself),  Sarah Preston (Makeup woman),  Guy Henry (Iain Morris),  Martin Savage (Damon Beesley),  Liza Tarbuck (Rita),  Sarah Moyle (Kimberley),  Andrew Buckley (Gobbler),  Toby Walton (Sitcom director),  Colin Wakefield (Judge),  Katherine Jakeways (Louise),  Sophia Myles (Defence lawyer)

Notes

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Andy Millman's fictitious sitcom is titled 'When the Whistle Blows'. (edit)

Quotes

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[Andy is getting prepared for the recording of his sitcom]
Agent: Are you definitely going to do it?
Andy: Yeah.
Agent: [looks around a corner to Barry who is dressed exactly like Andy's character] Forget it, Barry. He's going to do it, mate.
Barry: Fuck!
Agent: I know. I'm as annoyed as you are. (edit)
Agent: [Referring to Barry] I love him because he's desperate! (edit)
Agent: The thing about Barry, I've noticed, is that people will laugh at him, not with him. It's extraordinary. (edit)
Orlando Bloom: Come out for a drink later.
Maggie: Can't. I'm meeting my friend.
Orlando Bloom: Come out for a coffee with me! Come on. Just get to know me, get to know the normal me. Take a better look and, you know, see the attractiveness.
Maggie: I don't think you are.
Orlando Bloom: Liar!
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Keith Chegwin: Black people aren't funny.
Andy: Black people are funny Keith.
Keith Chegwin: Name one black person that's funny.
Andy: I can name you loads of black people that are funny - Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy.
Keith: English.
Andy: [long pause] Don't change the rules halfway through. (edit)

Trivia

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Although Maggie claims that she doesn't find Orlando Bloom particularly attractive, she can be seen removing a poster of him from her wall in Series One, Episode Six, when Andy tells her to grow up. (edit)

Allusions

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Orlando Bloom: [imitating Johnny Depp] Ooh, I've got scissors for hands.

This is a reference to the Depp film Edward Scissorhands.
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gbvfan13
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Episode 1: Orlando Bloom
"Fine example"
Another wonderful installment. How I miss this show..
Continue » Posted Jun 2, 2007 10:49 am PST

Burgess8220
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Episode 1: Orlando Bloom
"A very special episode"
Orlando Bloom is making a new movie and lucky maggie is an extra on it! He likes her, she doesn't like him. Funniest of them all!
Continue » Posted Apr 1, 2007 9:44 am PST

stitchfan85
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Episode 1: Orlando Bloom
"Cleverly plotted"
Funny
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Episode 1: Orlando Bloom
"Exactly why I watch this series"
Extras, is the sit-com for all sit-coms. The British style of “nothing I say should be funny but rarely isn’t” writing is the reason I love finding shows like these. Read this review and others at www.mikeontv.com
Continue » Posted Sep 26, 2006 8:15 am PST

Delameko
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Episode 1: Orlando Bloom
"Fine example"
Great start
Continue » Posted Sep 19, 2006 7:05 am PST
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