Writer:	Richard Baer
Director:	Seymour Robbie
Star:	Ken Berry (Captain Wilton Parmenter),  Melody Patterson (Wrangler Jane Angelica Thrift),  Frank DeKova (Chief Wild Eagle),  Forrest Tucker (Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke),  Larry Storch (Corporal Randolph Agarn)
Recurring Role:	Bob Steele (Trooper Duffy),  Don Diamond (Crazy Cat),  James Hampton (Trooper Hannibal Dobbs)
Guest Star:	Patty Regan (Daphne Parmenter),  Dennis Troy (Drunk in doctor's office)

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Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat, I tell you for last time. I not interested in buying canoe.
Crazy Cat: But Chief, Hekawi should have canoe.
Wild Eagle: Never!
Crazy Cat: Why not?
Wild Eagle: If you never have canoe, not get caught up creek without a paddle! (edit) Wild Eagle: (after operation) Have wise, old Indian saying: "When tail of coyote wags at foot of possum, bluebird of happiness will fly no more."
Capt. Parmenter: I'm not sure I understand what that means.
O'Rourke: Oh, uh, Craze, uh, you tell him.
Crazy Cat: Means him win, me lose. (edit) Wild Eagle: (talking about canoe) But still could be very bad. Canoe can hit rock, tip over. I fall in river. You know I can't swim. I drown, and tribe get new chief.
Crazy Cat: When you get to the bad part? (edit)

Captain Parmenter reminds O'Rourke and Agarn that their payroll had been robbed once before, a reference to earlier episode, "Reach for the Sky, Pardner." (edit)

Crazy Cat describes the new canoe as unsinkable. The canoe is named "Titanic," after the "unsinkable" luxury liner that sank on its maiden voyage in 1912 after hitting an iceberg. (edit)