Writer:	Wellesley Wild
Director:	Dominic Polcino
Star:	Seth Green (Chris (and various)),  Mike Henry (VI) (Cleveland/Herbert/Performance Artist/Greased-Up Deaf Guy (and various)),  Mila Kunis (Meg (Production Season 2+)),  Alex Borstein (Lois (and various)),  Seth MacFarlane (Peter / Stewie / Brian / Quagmire / Tom Tucker (and various))
Guest Star:	Amanda Bynes (Anna)

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Lois: Peter, did you tell Chris to act like a jerk to this girl?
Peter: Um, define "Chris". (edit) Anna: My name's Anna.
Chris: Um, I'm Chris. Sometimes, I have to poop for a long time. Now it's your turn to say something.
Anna: (laughs) You're funny! (edit) Meg: I wanna be a veterinarian when I grow up!
Peter: Meg, we've been over this. You're going to gain 150lbs., and write Ugly Betty fan-fiction.
Meg: But Daaaaaaaad!
Peter: Meg, that's final. (edit) Chris: Hey fellas. Um, I have a question. I went on a date with this girl that I really like, and if you don't mind, I was hoping I could ask you a few questions about the birds and the bees?
Peter: Ahhh, my boy wants to know about sex.
Quagmire: Came to the right place.
Joe: Chris, what you always want to remember is that sex is perfectly natural.
Chris: Well uh, sorry Mr. Swanson. Um, I wasn't really talking to you.
Joe: Chris, I know a lot about sex.
Chris: Yeah, and I'm sure you have fond memories, but I was kinda hoping to get some advice from someone who isn't broken from the waist down.
Joe: I'm a father!
Chris: You're a two-wheeled monster! (edit) Chris: So, uh, how do you like working at the vet?
Anna: Oh, it is so rewarding. Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved working with animals.
Chris: Did you ever make it with one of the dogs?
Anna: What?
Chris: I mean, uh uh, did you enjoy your appetizer?
Anna: It hasn't come yet.
Chris: Oh, um... I mean, did you ever make it with one of the dogs? No! Stupid! (hits himself)
Anna: Chris, just relax.
Chris: Um, okay. You know Anna, when I first saw you, I thought you were the most beautiful girl in the world, and now all I wanna do is show you my inner most self, but I'm afraid you'll reject me because you won't like what you see. Or that you'll see my scrotum, and see that it has a seam on it, and then you'll think I'm made up of two different guys that were sewn together, cause that's what I think happened.
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The girl that Peter picks for Chris' practice date was Barbra, the girl that Chris liked in the season three episode, To Love and Die in Dixie. (edit)

Vision Quest
Chris singing Madonna's song "Crazy For You" when he first sees Anna is a reference to the movie Vision Quest. (edit) Wilhelm Scream
This classic movie sound effect is heard when a utility worker falls off the telephone pole that Peter and his pirates knock over during the big chase scene. (edit) Adrien Brody

Peter names his parrot Adrien Beaky after actor Adrien Brody. (edit) My Favorite Year

The music played as Peter and his crew swordfight with the English guy was from the fight scene in this movie, in which Peter O'Toole plays a film actor known for his fencing scenes. (edit) Long John Peter

The title of this episode is a parody of the character Long John Silver, from the novel Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson. (edit)