Writer:	Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild
Director:	Seth Kearsley
Star:	Seth Green (Chris (and various)),  Seth MacFarlane (Peter / Stewie / Brian / Quagmire / Tom Tucker (and various)),  Alex Borstein (Lois (and various)),  Mila Kunis (Meg (season 2+))
Recurring Role:	Ralph Garman (various),  Adam West (Mayor Adam West),  Nicole Sullivan (Various),  Mike Henry (VI) (Various),  Danny Smith (IV) (Various),  Patrick Warburton (Joe),  Phil LaMarr (Various),  Gary Cole (Various)
Guest Star:	Gilbert Gottfried (Child Servis),  LeVar Burton (Levar Burton),  Cloris Leachman (Cloris Leachman)

During Meg's sleep over at Cleavland's, the girls mention a hot guy at school named Craig Hoffman. Craig Hoffman is the name of one of the writer/producers of the show. (edit) This sort of situation happened in The Simpsons' "Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodly", when Homer lost the kids and a friendly neighbour was granted custody. (edit) An unaired song can be seen in this episode in the volume 3 DVD. (edit) Scandal's The Warrior was played during Stewie's iPod commercial. (edit)

Peter: All right everybody, time for paint ball!
Brian: Uh... I forgot to pick up the paint ballguns.
Joe: We can use these, (he brings a box of live guns) I brought them from the office.
Everyone takes a gun.
Lois: Peter, is it safe to be firing real gun in the house?
Peter: All right, All Right, nobody fire at Lois, she's scare... Okay 1.. 2.. 3... GO! (edit) Quagmire: (after Peter shoots him in the leg) Dammit, Peter, that hurt!
Peter: Relax, Quagmire. You're doing better than Peter Weller from the opening scene of "RoboCop".
(scene switches to Joe, Mort, and Cleveland shooting Peter Weller)
Peter Weller: (screaming) (edit) Lois: Now, that the mess is all cleaned up and we're back from the emergency room, it's time for the last game of the night, Trivial Pursuit.
Peter: Aw, man! I hate Trivial Pursuit. Always makes me feel so stupid.
Brian: More stupid than that time when you locked your keys out of the car?
(flashback to a time when Peter locked his keys out of the car)
Peter: Dammit. Hey, somebody!
(a guy walks by)
Peter: (to the guy walking by) Hey, sir? You see those keys down there? Sir? Oh, screw you!
(guy walks off)
Peter: (uses a bent coat hanger to get his keys, but fails, starts crying afterwards)
(edit) Peter: Well excuse me for being retarded. My whole world is turned upside-down. Black is east, up is white.
Brian: Peter, I hate to say 'I told you so' about not being a genius, but uh... YEAH! IN YOUR F**KING FACE, F**KWAD! I'm... I'm sorry. (edit) Peter: Attention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That is all. (edit)

The 'Caution Special Dad' sign is facing the wrong direction. It should either be facing on-coming traffic, or be put on the other side of the road. (edit)

The tumor: I'm a Tumor

The song Lois' tumor is parodying is Falco's "Rock Me Amadeus" chorus. (edit) Jake & The Fat Man

Jake & The Fat Man was a spin off show from a Matlock episode "The Don" In it Jake, and his portly friend solve crimes in a typical Matlock type way. The show ran from 1987 - 1992. (edit)

Geena Davis

Stewie: Hey Chris? Whatever happened to Geena Davis? She used to be in movies but she's not in movies anymore.

In the eighties Geena Davis was quite a popular actress. She appeared in movies like Tootsie (1982), The Fly (1986)Beetle Juice, (1988) Earth Girls are Easy (1988) and A League of Their Own (1992). (edit)

Mask

Peter: Lois, you look worse than that Rocky Dennis kid from Mask.

Mask is a movie about a child with a massive facial deformity. (edit)

Bombing Hiroshima

August 6, 1945, The United States drops one of two nuclear bombs on Hiroshima, Japan murdering 100 - 140,000 civilians. (edit)