Family Guy: Petarded
Episode score
8.8
Great
Petarded
- 56.
- Season: 4
- Episode: 6
- First Aired: 6/19/2005
- Prod Code: 4ACX09
- The 'Caution Special Dad' sign is facing the wrong direction. It should either be facing on-coming traffic, or be put on the other side of the road. edit »
- Stewie: (to prostitute) So, is there any tread left on the tires, or at this point is it just like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? edit »
- Peter: All right everybody, time for paint ball!
Brian: Uh... I forgot to pick up the paint ballguns.
Joe: We can use these, (he brings a box of live guns) I brought them from the office.
Everyone takes a gun.
Lois: Peter, is it safe to be firing real gun in the house?
Peter: All right, All Right, nobody fire at Lois, she's scare... Okay 1.. 2.. 3... GO! edit » - Quagmire: (after Peter shoots him in the leg) Dammit, Peter, that hurt!
Peter: Relax, Quagmire. You're doing better than Peter Weller from the opening scene of "RoboCop".
(scene switches to Joe, Mort, and Cleveland shooting Peter Weller)
Peter Weller: (screaming) edit » - Lois: Now, that the mess is all cleaned up and we're back from the emergency room, it's time for the last game of the night, Trivial Pursuit.
Peter: Aw, man! I hate Trivial Pursuit. Always makes me feel so stupid.
Brian: More stupid than that time when you locked your keys out of the car?
(flashback to a time when Peter locked his keys out of the car)
Peter: Dammit. Hey, somebody!
(a guy walks by)
Peter: (to the guy walking by) Hey, sir? You see those keys down there? Sir? Oh, screw you!
(guy walks off)
Peter: (uses a bent coat hanger to get his keys, but fails, starts crying afterwards)
edit » - Peter: Well excuse me for being retarded. My whole world is turned upside-down. Black is east, up is white.
Brian: Peter, I hate to say 'I told you so' about not being a genius, but uh... YEAH! IN YOUR F**KING FACE, F**KWAD! I'm... I'm sorry. edit » - Peter: Attention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That is all. edit »
- Peter: (On the phone) Hello, Sally, h-hey, it's Peter Griffin. Yeah, that's right, senior prom, yeah, it's been a while, yeah. So, uh, listen, uh, I just found out I'm retarded, and, um, I'm just calling to let you know that, uh, you might want to get yourself tested...Hello?
Lois: Peter, mental retardation usually happens before you're born. It isn't something you can catch. Don't you think you're overreacting?
Peter: Well, excuse me for being retarded! edit » - Peter: This plan is so perfect it's retarded. edit »
- Meg: (about Peter being retarded) I can't believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not two years of grotesque appearance, or awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight! edit » - Peter: (reading a card) For whistling at a white woman, go directly to jail. Awh, man! Doesn't anyone ever win at this game?
Cleveland: You don't win. You just do a little better each time. edit » - Chris: My dad is smarter than your dad.
Meg: We have the same dad, idiot!
Chris: Yeah, but mine's smarter! edit » - Brian: Uh, Peter according to this you're not a genius. In fact you're mentally retarded.
Peter: Oh yeah? Well would a mentally retarded guy have hired a bulldozer with a drunk driver to level half of his house in celebration of his fantastic test results?
Brian: Uh, maybe.
Peter: Oh. edit » - Peter: Good thing I just watched that National Geographic special on firetrucks! edit »
- Lois: Peter is it safe to be firing real guns at each other in the house?
Peter: Alright alright, nobody fire at Lois, she's scared. edit » - Lois: Okay here we go, "What color is a fire truck?"
Peter: Aww, oh God I always get these. Umm..okay..uhh..all right.. fire truck.. fire truck fire truck fire truck fire truck. What color are those red fire trucks? Uhh.. Oh god I can picture them now...all red and everything. edit » - Joe: So, what can I do for you Peter?
Peter: Well Joe, I need to talk to you about something kind of personal.
Joe: Shoot.
Peter: Well, you know, I took this test and, uh, it sorta turns out that I'm technically mentally retarded. And, um, i just wanted to ask, ya know, how do you deal with it?
Joe : Deal with what?
Peter : You know, with being retarded.
Joe : Peter, I'm not retarded, I'm handicapped.
Peter : Oh, well now you're just splitting hairs. edit » - Peter: Don't say retard Chris, we prefer to be called little people. edit »
- Stewie: Hey Chris? What ever happened to Geena Davis? She used to be in movies but she's not in movies anymore. She's attractive enough but when she smiles you see too much gum. Not enough tooth to gum ratio. Chris? Ah I'll tell you tomorrow! edit »
- During Meg's sleep over at Cleavland's, the girls mention a hot guy at school named Craig Hoffman. Craig Hoffman is the name of one of the writer/producers of the show. edit »
- This sort of situation happened in The Simpsons' "Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodly", when Homer lost the kids and a friendly neighbour was granted custody. edit »
- An unaired song can be seen in this episode in the volume 3 DVD. edit »
- Scandal's The Warrior was played during Stewie's iPod commercial. edit »
- The tumor: I'm a Tumor
The song Lois' tumor is parodying is Falco's "Rock Me Amadeus" chorus. edit » - Jake & The Fat Man
Jake & The Fat Man was a spin off show from a Matlock episode "The Don" In it Jake, and his portly friend solve crimes in a typical Matlock type way. The show ran from 1987 - 1992. edit »
- Geena Davis
Stewie: Hey Chris? Whatever happened to Geena Davis? She used to be in movies but she's not in movies anymore.
In the eighties Geena Davis was quite a popular actress. She appeared in movies like Tootsie (1982), The Fly (1986)Beetle Juice, (1988) Earth Girls are Easy (1988) and A League of Their Own (1992). edit »
- Mask
Peter: Lois, you look worse than that Rocky Dennis kid from Mask.
Mask is a movie about a child with a massive facial deformity. edit »
- Bombing Hiroshima
August 6, 1945, The United States drops one of two nuclear bombs on Hiroshima, Japan murdering 100 - 140,000 civilians. edit »
- Robocop
Peter: You're doin' better than Peter Weller from the opening scene of Robocop.
Robocop was a movie released in 1987 about a police officer who was murdered (quite brutally) by a group of thugs. Before he was completely brain dead a group of doctors and scientists used his brain, and what was left of his body to build Robocop. The movie went on to spawn two direct movie sequels, a television series, a mini-series, and two cartoon series. edit »
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