Writer:	Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews
Director:	Andy de Emmony, Graham Linehan
Star:	Dermot Morgan (Father Ted),  Pauline McLynn (Mrs. Doyle),  Frank Kelly (Jack Hackert),  Ardal O'Hanlon (Dougal Maguire)
Guest Star:	Rosemary Murphy (Mrs. Dunne),  Maggie Chevlin (Mrs. Collins),  Elva Crowley (Mrs. Boyle),  Maria Doyle Kennedy (Patsy),  Patrick McDonnell (Eoin McLove),  Vincent Marzello (TV Psychiatrist)

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Dougal: It's like a big tide of jam coming toward us, but jam made out of old women. (edit) Eoin McLove: Go away. I don't want to catch the menopause. (edit) Father Ted: Ehm, Eoin, Did you enjoy your tea?
Eoin McLove: What? Yeah, uh, I don't know, whatever. I want to go now it's getting dark.
Dougal: You're not afraid of the dark are ya? It's only because the sun goes... eh, uh. There's this... It's got something to do with clouds. (edit) Dougal: I know! We'll lure them into a giant bingo game!
Ted: And how are we going to do that?
Dougal: We'll print up some bingo cards on our printing press and...oh.
Ted: Yes, it's the lack of a printing press that lets us down there. Or bingo balls. Or a PA system. Or in fact, any bingo paraphernalia at all.
Dougal: Damn. So near, yet so far. (edit) Ted: Eoin, did you come with those suitcases?
Eoin: No. These are yours. But I saw a lot of stuff that I liked and I'm taking them with me.
Dougal: Oh, that's very cheeky (edit)

If they are all stuck in the house overnight while the women are outside, how did the front door and glass windows get repaired by the next morning? (edit)

This episode parodies George Romero's film Night of the Living Dead not only in name, but occurrences, most notably when people begin surrounding Ted's house. (edit)