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Dating Tips
Ted - No matter how crazy you are or how particular your tastes are, there’s one perfect person out there for you. You may not know who "the one" is, but life’s too short to experience it without them. So even if it takes you the rest of your life, you’ve got to find them. Barney - Only 1 in every 83,000,000,000 babies born are conjoined twins. Look it up. It’s a fact. What can we learn from this startling statistic? That pairing up for life is unnatural. In fact, one could go so far as to assume that Mother Nature is against long-term relationships. And I don’t know about you people, but I was raised to always listen to my mother. Robin - Love is all about trust, and that’s precisely what makes it so difficult. Everyday I report on stories where people lie, cheat and hurt one another (though usually on singing animals) and it makes you wonder: Is it possible to ever really trust anyone other than yourself? I don’t know the answer to that question - that’s why I own a gun - but if you’ve found someone who makes you ask the question to begin with... you might be in love. Marshall - I’m probably not the best dude to ask for love tips since I pretty much bumped into the most amazing girl in the currently-mapped universe, but here’s what I know: love is awesome. It’s not always easy, and you need to really know yourself before you know somebody else, but if you can find that one person who makes you laugh, makes you cry, and makes you wish you could do that thing where you run at a wall and do like a judo back flip off it, then you’re really cooking with gas. Best way to find that person? Be honest with yourself, and believe it or not, I learned that in law school. Lily - I’m probably not the best girl to ask for love tips since I pretty much bumped into the sweetest, most amazing guy in the whole world, but I’ve picked up a few things along the road. Love is fragile... almost like... a marshmallow! Yes! And like a ‘smore, you have to be extra careful how you put it all together... and you can’t keep it too close to the fire or hold it too far away, and if you can find the right balance, it’ll make you feel all warm and gooey on the inside! Wow... did I just say that?
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Take the painstaking effort of learning about your date...and telling everybody about it.
becarefully about wat you say! say the wrong thing and its game over!
be yourself - by probability there has to be at least one person who's attracted to you!
Don't fart. AT ALL
Stop looking for it and just have a good time, if your having a good time people will wanna know you :) OH and TALK to everyone, talk as in don't try to pick them up just talk
Don't even think about leaving it at home, you'll realise you need it and have to go all the way back to get it so just bring it.
Don't expect to get some on the first date. And don't fall in love easily.
be yourself.. dress cute and flirty (mini skirt, tank top) or conservative but sexy ... make sure to keep eye contact . and qood conversation . x33
don't stare at "the deadly twins" on first date. force yourself to believe the saying: "the posterity lies beneath the skies"
Order Freedom Fries instead of French Fries.. show your contemporary political side
According to an ancient Japanese tale, the earth was created when Izanagi said to Izanami: 'How is your body formed?' She replied saying: 'My body, formed though it be formed, has one place which is formed insufficiently.' Then Izanagi said: 'My body, formed though it be formed, has one place which is formed to excess. Therefore, I would like to take that place in my body which is formed to excess and insert it into that place in your body which is formed insufficiently and thus give birth to the land. How would this be?' The original pickup line.
if your date's a dud, two words- red bull
Lots of alcohol...
1)Bring Along Your Mother to make sure things go smoothly. 2) Grab your crotch alot and say, "you know you want it," do this at intervals of 5 minutes. 3)Eye contact is good, make sure your constantly starring at your date, try not to blink, never look at anything but your date, even when driving.
moon walk your date to the door. Moonwalking is magical.
Bring a lot of money!
Make a mix tape.
Talk about your vast knowledge of technology. Maybe talk about your blog or some php code you've written - worked for me. Other things to think about: learning to speak klingon or getting a cute puppy.
dont wear clothes
Be a jerk, that's the only kinds of guys, that most girls that guys need advice about want. Proven fact.
wear nice shoes.
If they are wearing turquoise sweats run the other direction!
Strong mints!
Bring along some mints
grab a coffee first before committing to a straight up date - test the waters...
dont date weirdos!