COMMENTS

Ted- Why didn't Robin believe me when I told her that I'm from the North Pole?? Barney- Duude, have you had too much to drink??

Ted: I just can't believe that Robin is a Canadian teen pops star who had a one hit wonder about going to the mall. Barney: Bro, she's Canadian. Just being Canadian is weird enough for me.

Ted-...and then she just gave me this look of disgust and walked out. Ben- (obviously ignoring him) have you always had that mole behind your ear? Because it is disgusting.

Ted:"So you are absolutely sure I can't overdose on viagra." Barney:"Ted, I used to be a doctor.", "Get thrills with skills!!"

Barney: Ted, i think you've had a little too much. Ted, put down the cheese puff! Ted: i'll tell you when I've had enough!

Barney: man that bag of cheese puffs gave me gas. Ted: Oh, thats what that smell is.

Barney: ... I don't get it. Ted: What are you, stupid?

Ted: [with foreign accent]If I had to be stuck on an island with any kind of cheese, it would be poof. Barney: You fell asleep during That 70's Show again didn't you? Ted: [in normal voice] It would appear so...

Barney: Ted you have to run man. Get away while you have the chance. Run. For the love of God run man. Ted: Barney. Deal with it. Robin and I are a couple and there is not anymore time for us. Barney: Ted. You are an idiot. A 100% boneheaded moron dumbass. And for that you must pay the ultimate price. You're taking me to the strip-club. And you're paying.

TED (drunk) - "You see what I mean? So much cheese taste packed in such a little package. How do they do it? It's some kind of miracle. Barney, don't you think this is a miracle?" BARNEY - "Did Robin stop sleeping with you again?"

barney: and thats how i got that metal plate in my right but cheek. ted: did u really have to tell me that?

barney: ad thats how i got that metal plate put in my butt cheek. ted: did you really have to tell me that?

TED: Wow, thanks for letting me vent like that. You know Barney, you can be a really good listener sometimes. BARNEY: Sorry, what were you saying? I was cleaning out some of the old b-pegs out of my mind. It's wet t-shirt night at Foxy boxing and I need plenty of space for all the new fun bags I'm going to take mental pictures of.

Ted: I jsut dont get at ... Why all the woman think that the mans are stupid? Barney : Is not all the mans is just you Ted: thanks Barney: you welcome (Smile)

Barney: "You know, sometimes you're like a beer bottle without the born on date." Ted: "I don't know what that means, but I want an apology."

Ted: "I need more excitement in my life and humming the Mission Impossible theme as I roll out of bed in the morning just isn’t doing it anymore."

Barney: The Red pill? Really?

B: Ted you do realize Robin, is the girl in your relationship?

B: Ted, without a suit, there's no marriage. Looks like you're screwed.

B: Ted, do you really think it's wise to be thinking of the imbred children you'll have? T: How will they be imbred? B: You're American she's Canadian. Do you really want "Canerican" children. You see my point.

Barney - THAT girl?? Pleazzzzz!!!

Ted: I think I have to go after Robin now! Uhhh, or not, she might still mad at me. What am I going to do? It was like nothing special about that joke!!!!! Barney: You will never suit up until you get this Canadian to the altar, will you?

Honestly Barney she said your manhood was only this size

That's it Barney, I am in love with Lilly!

Ted: There's a golf tee in my cheesy poofs.

Ted: *munch* *munch* Barney: You my friend have to forget robin and get yourself a hottie, Ted. TED? Ted: How do u think they get the cheese to puff out like this? Amazing!

Ted:"Just because you had a bad experience with a woman, doesn't mean they aren't all bad? Right?" Barney:"Hey, that wasn't just a bad experience, it was a DISASTER!"

Ted: I'm just not made for the single life. Barney: Of course you are. You are a man and we love the single life. Ted: No, i need a girlfriend. Barney: A girlfriend? What are you? A man or a cheese puff? Ted: What does that mean? Barney: Nothing, i just mean that you are a puff boy. Why don't you just put on a dress and call it a day.

Maybe i'm gay ! I just don't get women.

Ted: "See what happens when you don't wash your hands after going to the bathroom!"

"I've found the secret to life!" - "I've found spit in the peanut bowl"

Ted: Barney, what is so had for you to understand I'm in love? Barney: Ted, this is not love. This is that lonely little girl inside your head playing dress up with Robin, now put down the cheese puff and come trolling for yummies with Me. Suit Up!

Ted: You know I think I'm going to tell my kids about this one day. Barney: No way, no one is that lame. Wait, wait, wait, you're that lame! Ted: I'm not listening to you! Barney: Oh come on, don't be lamer. Ted: I am eating this, whatever it is, and I am not listening to you. Barney: So lame.

Barney: So what about Robin? Ted: Robin, who's Robin? Can we do a minute on the cheese puff. What were we talking about again. Barney: A cheese puff, we were supposed to be talking about Robin. Ted: Oh Robin, so we..........

Ted: The meaning of life can be seen in this cheese puff.

Barney (sarcastically): I'm so shocked you are usually single.

"How do they pack so much cheesy goodness into this snack?"

This snack I hold in my hand represents my life.

stop me if you've heard this one - two guys walk into a bar...

Did you just fart?