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"Documentarians are supposed to be objective to avoid having any effect on the story and yet, we have more effect than anyone, because we decide to tell it, and we decide how it ends... Will your story be yet another sad one about yet another man who just wanted to be happy or, will your story acknowledge the very nature of stories and embrace the fact that sharing the sad ones can sometimes make them happy." Abed Nadir in Community.
Anyone who doesn't see any brilliance in Community... I don't understand you. This very speech signifies the deepness and geniusness of the show in it's rawest state and is one of the most touching speeches I've seen on TV.
This show most definitely has true friendship... And if you don't know Community or don't fully grasp the speech out of the context of the episode, you should check Community out... (the best answer is from the start) or the episode "Documentary Filmmaking: Redux". Only recently got into it and I think it's great now.moreless
The Doctor: I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street over maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammy Dodgers and a fez.
The Doctor: Oh, what's this then? I love this. A big flashy lighty thing. That's what brought me here. Bug flashy lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually. Give me time. And a crayon.
supernatural when they are on the harbor and that girl is talking to them "can i shoot her?" -Dean "not in public" -sam,"i think i'm adorable" -dean,and i'm batman
Sheldon: What my spineless friend lacks the courage to say is you're a terrible person who took advantage of his tiny size, his uncoordinated nature, and his congenital lack of masculinity!
Leonard: Sheldon...
Sheldon: Leonard, I platonically love you, man. But face it: you're a mess!
"Guilt is a powerful affliction, you can try and turn your back on it but that's when it sneaks up behind you and eats you alive. Some people struggle to understand their own guilt, unwilling or unable to justify the part they play in it. Others run away from their guilt, shedding their conscience until there's no conscience left at all. But I run toward my guilt, I feed off of it, I need it. My father died never knowning if I would come to believe his innonence, for me guilt is one of the few lanterns that still light my way." Emily Thorne, Revenge.
These are all great quotes, but I can't believe nobody has posted any from the great one-liner queen Pam. There were so many of them this year.
"I am so over Sookie and her precious faerie vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie!"
"I will personally eat, fuck, and kill all three of you"
"Do not tell me you put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress?"
"Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we join a book club and read some queer chick-lit memoir so now we're bonded together by estrogen or sisterhood or some other feminist drivel?"
Supernatural, Dean talking to the leviathan grandpa in charge: "you're either laughing because you're scared or because you're stupid. I'll see you soon Dick"
"Don Eladio est muerto! Sus capos estn muertos! Ustedes no tienen a nadie mas por quien pelear. Llenen sus bolsillos, y vyanse en paz o vengan a pelear conmigo, y mueran!!"
even though the poll is over I had to add this one as I keep quoting it:)
"Why do I have to watch a French movie? I didn't do anything wrong!" (Phil Dunphy/Modern Family)
If I had to choose the #1 quote of 2011 it'd have to be:
September: "You were right. They don't remember Peter"
December: "How could they? He never existed. He served his purpose"
From Fringe's 'The Day We Died'
The only straight I am is straight-up bitch. - Santana Lopez, Glee (02x18)
"I had a dream it would end this way" - Troy Barnes, Community: Season 2, Episode 24. Aired May 12, 2011
"Documentarians are supposed to be objective to avoid having any effect on the story and yet, we have more effect than anyone, because we decide to tell it, and we decide how it ends... Will your story be yet another sad one about yet another man who just wanted to be happy or, will your story acknowledge the very nature of stories and embrace the fact that sharing the sad ones can sometimes make them happy." Abed Nadir in Community.
Anyone who doesn't see any brilliance in Community... I don't understand you. This very speech signifies the deepness and geniusness of the show in it's rawest state and is one of the most touching speeches I've seen on TV.
This show most definitely has true friendship... And if you don't know Community or don't fully grasp the speech out of the context of the episode, you should check Community out... (the best answer is from the start) or the episode "Documentary Filmmaking: Redux". Only recently got into it and I think it's great now.moreless
RAJ: Bros before...my sister.
"The Zarnecki Incursion," The Big Bang Theory
PENNY: This ain't no Beyonc.
"The Zarnecki Incursion," The Big Bang Theory
"There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones" - Damon, The Vampire Diaries
The Doctor: Don't let them build to full power!
River Song: I know! There's a reason why I'm shooting, honey! What are you doing?
The Doctor: Helping!
River Song: You've got a screwdriver. Go build a cabinet!
The Doctor: That's really rude!
River: Shut up and drive!
The Doctor: Dr Song, you've got that face on again.
River: What face?
The Doctor: The 'he's hot when he's clever' face.
River: This is my normal face.
The Doctor: Yes, it is.
River: Oh, shut up.
The Doctor: Not a chance.
The Doctor: I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street over maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammy Dodgers and a fez.
Amy: Have you got a plan yet?
The Doctor: Yes, I do.
Amy: Are you lying?
The Doctor: Yes, I am.
Amy: Don't treat me like an idiot.
Rory: Is he lying?
Amy: No, no.
The Doctor: Oh, what's this then? I love this. A big flashy lighty thing. That's what brought me here. Bug flashy lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually. Give me time. And a crayon.
Jeff: If 'nothing' wears a sweater vest and seems aggressively asexual.
Troy Barnes: I'm gonna eat space paninis with black Hitler and there's nothing you can do about it!
.Abed Nadir: Jeff wants to see you.
Annie Edison: Yeah? And I want pants. A lot of people want a lot of things.
"Winter is coming". Game of Thrones
Wasn't 2011, but "I think I'm adorable" - Dean Winchester/Supernatural
Eric Northman: Come pLay With My Sookie!
from family guy,
Hans: *sings with his puppet*
Chris: hahaha that was the germanest thing i've ever seen!
from true blood
Lafayette Reynolds: [about the Moon Goddess Emporuim] It smells like where old incense go to die.
Sheldon: Get back here you stupid bird so I can love you !!!!
anything from the big bang theory! and anything that comes out of damon's mouth from the vampire diaries!
community s03e08-Leonard : "I don't want to wake up in 30 years and wonder "WHAT IF?"
Troy:We just took out a guy who turn out to be a professional paintball assassin
Dean:A professional!? That doesn't make sense why would someone who get paid to do things be at greedale??
Community S02e24
Elena: We'll survive this. We always survive.
Damon: We're never getting him back, you know that, don't you?
Elena: Then we'll have to let him go.
Damon: I'd offer you a drink, but Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire-on-the-rocks kind of guy.
Caroline: I finally almost got your mom to stop hating me, so I probably shouldn't get caught in some kind of vampire threesome with her son.
-The Vampire Diaries/ 3x09 Homecoming
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Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan.
Damon: I happen to like the edge, Stefan. Your problem is your inability to resist falling over it.
Damon: "Careful, Stefan, your humanity is showing."
Elena: How does he look?
Damon: Pasty and pouty.
Elena: He'll have to get over it.
-The Vampire Diaries/ 3x08 Ordinary People
jersey shore "fistpump,pushup,chapstick" and "yeah buddy!" -pauly d
supernatural when they are on the harbor and that girl is talking to them "can i shoot her?" -Dean "not in public" -sam,"i think i'm adorable" -dean,and i'm batman
"sassy!" -big bang theory
Amy: The meme has reached full penetration.
Sheldon: Pun intended?
Amy: No. Happy accident.
Sheldon: What my spineless friend lacks the courage to say is you're a terrible person who took advantage of his tiny size, his uncoordinated nature, and his congenital lack of masculinity!
Leonard: Sheldon...
Sheldon: Leonard, I platonically love you, man. But face it: you're a mess!
" Always. " - Castle
"new is always better is my oldest rule wich makes it the best"
Barney stinson
Walter white, breaking bad: "I won"
Glee quotes
Sue: Sandy, how do you manage to walk into a building without setting off all the fire alarms?
Kurt: (reading YouTube comments on Finn and Rachel's kiss at Nationals) "Why's that T-Rex eating the Jew?"
Brittany: Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs.
Kurt: You smell like Craigslist.
Santana: It would be rude if I followed you around and every time you took a step I played a note on a tuba.
(Or any of Santana's long epithets are hilarious.)
Constance from AHS "Don't make me kill you again"
"Guilt is a powerful affliction, you can try and turn your back on it but that's when it sneaks up behind you and eats you alive. Some people struggle to understand their own guilt, unwilling or unable to justify the part they play in it. Others run away from their guilt, shedding their conscience until there's no conscience left at all. But I run toward my guilt, I feed off of it, I need it. My father died never knowning if I would come to believe his innonence, for me guilt is one of the few lanterns that still light my way." Emily Thorne, Revenge.
John Reese: Maybe it's up to me to do what the good people can't. Or maybe there are no good people. Maybe there are only good decisions.
STEFAN SALVATORE: Actually, this is my happy face.
(3x07)
Robin: I'm pregnant.
Barney: Are you sure you are not just getting fat?
How I met your mother (Season 7, Episode 12)
These are all great quotes, but I can't believe nobody has posted any from the great one-liner queen Pam. There were so many of them this year.
"I am so over Sookie and her precious faerie vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie!"
"I will personally eat, fuck, and kill all three of you"
"Do not tell me you put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress?"
"Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we join a book club and read some queer chick-lit memoir so now we're bonded together by estrogen or sisterhood or some other feminist drivel?"
Supernatural, Dean talking to the leviathan grandpa in charge: "you're either laughing because you're scared or because you're stupid. I'll see you soon Dick"
what do we say to the god of death? Not Today
"Don Eladio est muerto! Sus capos estn muertos! Ustedes no tienen a nadie mas por quien pelear. Llenen sus bolsillos, y vyanse en paz o vengan a pelear conmigo, y mueran!!"
Gustavo Fring, Ultimate Badass
Whalter White : "I'm not in danger, I am the danger"
Winter is coming.
Alcide: People don't change. They just find new ways to lie.
A Lannister always pays his debts.
- Tyrion Lannister, HBO's Game of Thrones.
When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground. Cersei Lannister