Writer:	Dennis Rinsler, Marc Warren (II)
Director:	Peter Baldwin
Star:	John Stamos (Jesse Katsoplis),  Dave Coulier (Joseph Alvin "Joey" Gladstone),  Ashley Olsen (Michelle Elizabeth Tanner),  Mary-Kate Olsen (Michelle Elizabeth Tanner),  Jodie Sweetin (Stephanie Judith Tanner),  Candace Cameron (Donna Jo Margaret "DJ" Tanner),  Bob Saget (Daniel Ernest "Danny" Tanner)
Recurring Role:	Nathan Nishiguchi (Harry Takyama)
Guest Star:	Stacy Alden (Secretary)

This episode was actually supposed to air before the previous episode "DJ's Very First Horse." (edit)

Stephanie: You're just jealous I have a boyfriend and you don't!
DJ: You're dreaming. You don't have a boyfriend.
Stephanie: It so happens I do.
DJ: Who?
Stephanie: (points to Harry) Him.
Harry: Me?!?
Stephanie: You're a boy. You're my friend. That makes you my boyfriend.
Harry: Got it, Chief. (edit) (Stephanie and Harry are acting they're dead)
DJ: I'm never having kids. (edit) Joey: You won't believe what Michelle just said! Poo-poo!
Jesse: Thank you for sharing that, Joseph. Now get out.
Joey: Jess, this kid is not all talk. First she said it, and then she did it! (edit) Stephanie: In school, I've wrote a poem about milk.
Harry: It made me wanna cookie so bad! (edit) Jesse: Sometimes when you're angry, you say things you don't mean. You girls know that, you fight all the time.
DJ: We're sisters. We're supposed to fight.
Stephanie: It's our job!
Jesse: Well, that's kind of like Joey and I. We fight like brothers.
Joey: You mean that, Jesse? You really think of me as a brother?
Jesse: Well, you certainly irritate me like a brother.
Joey: Jess, that is the nicest thing you have ever said to me! (edit)

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Jesse: Haven't you ever seen that show My Two Dads? Two is all you need!

My Two Dads is a self-explanatory sitcom that premiered in 1987 and starred Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan as the title characters. Even more interestingly, Reiser was one of Full House creator Jeff's Franklin's top two choices for the role of Danny Tanner, but he was eliminated quickly because he had already signed on to star in My Two Dads. The part of Danny went to Bob Saget, who was Franklin's other top choice. (edit) This episode's title may be a variation on the popular Christmas carol Jingle Bells. (edit)