Writer:	Dick Chevillat, Jay Sommers
Director:	Richard L. Bare
Star:	Eddie Albert (Oliver Wendell Douglas),  Eva Gabor (Lisa Douglas)
Recurring Role:	Sid Melton (Alf Monroe),  Barbara Pepper (Doris Ziffel),  Frank Cady (Sam Drucker),  Tom Lester (Eb Dawson),  Mary Grace Canfield (Ralph Monroe),  Arnold the Pig (Arnold Ziffel)
Guest Star:	Pat Buttram (Mr. Eustace Haney),  Reginald Gardiner (Sir Geoffrey),  Tony Fraser (Horace Milford),  Buddy Foster (Emory Duckin),  Virginia Sale (Selma Plout)

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Sir Geoffrey: (to the Hooterville Fire Department band) We're going to start with a simple little piece, Brahms' Lullaby.
Haney: Who wrote it? (edit) Haney: (trying to sell Sir Geoffrey a new baton) How ya fixed for wavin' sticks? Still usin' the old wooden shaft. Ain't that horrible, Mr. Douglas?
Oliver: (mimicking Haney's squeaky voice) Deplorable! (edit) Doris: (to Poopsie, after he sees Arnold in the baby stroller) Don't say it. He's very sensitive.
Lisa: Yes, he thinks's he's the Ziffel's son. (edit) Ralph: (to Oliver) Would you believe I've never heard Beethoven's Fifth symphony..by Tchaikovsky? (edit) Oliver:(holding his nose) I just walked into a door.
Doris: My friend's always doing that when he's stoned. (edit)

Ralph Monroe reads sheet music. (edit) Lisa says that she and Oliver honeymooned in Monte Carlo. (edit) When a shot of New York appears on-screen, graphics appear asking, "What city is this?". After a few seconds, it reads, "If you said New York, you are correct." (edit) Eb tells the local kids that Mr. Douglas beats him with a baseball bat. (edit)

Mr. Haney tries to sell Sir Geoffrey a Shep Fields baton set. Fields was a big band leader during the 1930s, performing as "Shep Fields and His Rippling Rhythm". (edit)