Green Acres: Getting Even With Haney

Air Date

March 22, 1967

Production Code

059

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• Guest Cast

  • Edward Schaff Attorney
  • James Kline Bailiff
  • Nolan Leary Judge Smith
  • Louise Lorimer Lady Judge
  • Grandon Rhodes Judge Jones

• Recurring Roles

  • Tom Lester Eb Dawson
  • Barbara Pepper Doris Ziffel
  • Kay E. Kuter Newt Kiley
  • Arnold the Pig Arnold Ziffel
  • Frank Cady Sam Drucker
  • Pat Buttram Mr. Eustace Haney
  • Hank Patterson Fred Ziffel

• Directors

  • Richard L. Bare Director

• Writers

  • Dick Chevillat Writer
  • Jay Sommers Writer
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• Lisa describes to Oliver the effect used in movies to show that someone is dreaming. As she tells how "the screen kinda schwims", it does and Oliver actually sees it. [edit]
• The court rules that Mr. Haney owes "Frederick L. Ziffel" $250 in damages. [edit]
• Haney sells Lisa a Grandfather's clock for $300, claiming is once belonged to Lester Henderson, "one of Abe Lincoln's closet neighbors". [edit]

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• (Haney tries to pay his fine in merchandise)
  Oliver: Mr. Haney, that pile of junk isn't worth $8.
  Haney: To the unappraisable eye, yes. I had each and every one of these objects de art evaluated by an in-unpeachable source: the county tax assessor, or as we sometimes call him, Cousin Joe. [edit]
• Oliver: (excitedly speaking before the judge) For years now, Mr. Haney has vicimized the people of this valley. This is not an insulated isodent. This is not the f--. I mean, an in...ice...iso. (trying another sentence) For many years, the poople of Heaterville--the pe...the poople... [edit]
• Lisa: Here it is a week later.
  Oliver: A week later than what?
  Lisa: Well, when Mrs. Ziffel came over here to do her washing.
  Oliver: I know it's a week later. You don't have to march in here and announce that.
  Lisa: Well, that's how they always do it in the movies. Either that, or somebody come in carrying a sign which says, "Here it is a week later." Or a calendar falls apart for a week. Or somebody comes out and says, "That week sure went by fast." [edit]

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