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Green Acres: Lisa the Helpmate

 

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Air Date

November 3, 1965

Production Code

008

Episode Summary

Oliver has collected soil samples from his farm for the university to analyze. When the samples are accidentally spilled, Oliver's mother siezes the opportunity to get her son off the farm; she mixed the dirt with products from her cosmetics bag.

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  • During the end credits, a voice-over announces, "Miss Gabor's Gowns by Jean Louis". []
  • Eunice's punishment for tampering with the soil samples is five dates with Uncle Joe Carson. []
  • The lab analysis of the Douglas farm's soil reveals it to be 38% bath powder, 28% hand lotion, 14% toothpaste, 12 1/2% cold cream, and 8% nail polish remover. []
  • Sam Drucker: (after Oliver announces they're moving back to New York) Of course, we'll miss you and Mrs. Douglas. People around here were just getting used to you.
    Oliver: Thank you. []
  • Joe:(after asking Eunice out for a dutch treat dinner) I always go dutch on the first date. In case it don't work out, I ain't out nothin'. []
  • Eunice: (tearful, after returning from a date with Joe Carson) How many more times do I have to go out with that uncouth Carson character? []
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