Writer:	Dick Chevillat, Jay Sommers
Director:	Richard L. Bare
Star:	Eva Gabor (Lisa Douglas),  Eddie Albert (Oliver Wendell Douglas)
Recurring Role:	Pat Buttram (Mr. Eustace Haney),  Tom Lester (Eb Dawson),  Mary Grace Canfield (Ralph Monroe),  Alvy Moore (Hank Kimball),  Sid Melton (Alf Monroe),  Arnold the Pig (Arnold Ziffel),  Frank Cady (Sam Drucker),  Hank Patterson (Fred Ziffel),  Kay E. Kuter (Newt Kiley)

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Haney: (while trying to sell Nellie the horse) Mr. Douglas, you are insulting the steed that won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1961!
Oliver: She won the Irish--
Haney: Yes sir. She had a ticket on the winning horse! (edit) Lisa: (trying decide what to plant) What about spaghetti?
Oliver: Yeah, plant---spaghetti isn't a vegetable!
Lisa: Well, what is it?
Oliver: It's made out of flour.
Lisa: What is flour made out of?
Olvier: Wheat.
Lisa: Good. Then I'll plant spaghetti wheat. (edit) Lisa: Where do you keep the booze?
Oliver: The booze?
Lisa: You know, the bottle you keep for municipal porpoises. (edit) Lisa: (Oliver wants to fire Alf and Ralph Monroe) You wouldn't fire them on Christmas.
Oliver: It's not Christmas!
Lisa: When you proposed to me, you said everyday would be like Christmas. (edit)

Newt Kiley sold his tractor three years earlier to buy a barking pig. (edit) Lisa spends $4000 on a new tractor and $980 on farming supplies with Mr. Drucker. She also hires the Monroe brothers as houseboy and cook for $150 a week. (edit) Defending the Hoyt-Clagwell tractor he sold to Olvier, Haney says he used it for thirty years and never had to do a thing to it except patch the horn bulb. (edit) The horse sold by Mr. Haney moos like a cow and wolf whistles. Newt Kiley's hens meow like cats. Arnold barks like the TV dog Lassie. (edit) In the opening, the directing, producing and writing credits appear on eggs laid by Lisa's hens. Even she finds this unusual. (edit)

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