Writer:	Dick Chevillat, Jay Sommers
Director:	Richard L. Bare
Star:	Eva Gabor (Lisa Douglas),  Eddie Albert (Oliver Wendell Douglas)
Recurring Role:	Pat Buttram (Mr. Eustace Haney),  Kay E. Kuter (Newt Kiley),  Tom Lester (Eb Dawson),  Alvy Moore (Hank Kimball),  Frank Cady (Sam Drucker),  Hank Patterson (Fred Ziffel)
Guest Star:	Walter Alzmann (Tanker #1),  John "Red" Fox (Sergeant),  Walter Baldwin (Grandpappy Miller),  Eric Forst (Tanker #2)

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Haney: (pointing at his biplane) It's the Kitty Hawk. The Right Brothers named it after their Maw. Her maiden name was Hawk. (edit) Kimball: (addressing the farmers) As you all know, we have a serious problem on our hands. Well, it's not on our hands. It's on our corn! (edit) Sgt. Lisa: (meeting Oliver during WWII) I don't think you're really an American.
Oliver: Why not?
Sgt. Lisa: You spend more time talking than smooching. (edit) Oliver: (proudly holding an ear of corn he's grown) There's nothing wrong with this. I'm gonna enter this in the corn festival.
Eb: That oughta get a big laugh. (edit) Hank Kimball: As you all know, I'm your county Kimball, Hank agent. (edit)

Eb calls the scarecrow Carl. (edit) Lisa cooks cupcakes by pouring hotscake batter into coffee cups. When Oliver pries one out, it bounces across the room like a rubber ball. She makes coffee by pouring cold water into coffee grounds and shaking. (edit) Sam Drucker recommends borrowing a plane from the Right Brothers, Orson and Wilfred, in Pixley. (edit) Oliver joins the Hooterville veterans group, the 4-Fs: the Former Fighters of Foreign Fracases. (edit) In the WWII flashback, Sgt. Lisa attempts to seduce some Germans by wearing a sexy dress and briefly exposing one of her shoulders. One German comments that it's a "booby trap". (edit)

Before going up in the biplane, Mr. Haney tries to rent Oliver a silk scarf worn by Richard Arlen during the filming of the 1927 silent film Wings. (edit) The WWII radio operator tells Oliver that, if he's captured by the Nazis, he should request Stalag 13 and ask for a fellow named Hogan. This is a reference to the CBS sit-com Hogan's Heroes. (edit)