Writer:	Tim O'Donnell
Director:	John Tracy
Star:	Alan Thicke (Dr. Jason Roland Seaver),  Joanna Kerns (Maggie Malone Seaver),  Kirk Cameron (Mike Seaver),  Tracey Gold (Carol Seaver),  Jeremy Miller (Ben Seaver)
Recurring Role:	Jamie Abbott (Stinky Sullivan)
Guest Star:	Kenny Morrison (Vito Paducci),  Robin Thicke (Boy at Party),  Ben Slack (Mr. Merkin),  Jenny Lewis (Judy Jones),  Mel Brandt (Accordion Player),  Marcelo Tubert (Waiter)

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Carol: (slips funny glasses on Stinky) To the victor go the spoils—the clothespin drop champion of Long Island.
Stinky: Thanks, but my name's not Victor. (edit) Carol: The refreshments are in the back of Mike's car, the decorations are hidden under the porch, and I even remembered to get condiments.
Mike: Carol, what are you thinking? These are junior high school kids. (edit) Mike: (to Ben) If your friends cannot rely on your word, especially when you're lying, then you've got no future as a teenager. (edit) Ben: Where's Mike?!
Jason: Don't I even get a "hello"?
Ben: Hello. Where's Mike?! (edit) Mike: Women today like like guys who are, who are gentle, and sensitive. And who knows how to fake that slop better than me? (edit)

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