What's your most memorable quote from HI?
Mine is 'She's drooling, she's drooling, she's drooling down the river!'
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- "We're going to Kernville!"Edited on 07/06/2008 4:56amYou must be registered and logged in to post a message.
"A fat guy- sitting on a box- Holding Al's mom!"
and
"Melonology? Yeah the study of a guy named Mel."
are my fav's!
You must be registered and logged in to post a message.Oh and I forgot!
"I'm glad I married a man who thinks PBS is something women go through every month"
You must be registered and logged in to post a message.- When Randy greeted Tim as he wore a kilt.
"Hey mom, where's dad?"You must be registered and logged in to post a message. Tim is putting up Christmas decorations
Jill: What is that?
Tim: Its a wiseman with a harpoon gun.
Jill: Tis the season to be packin'.
You must be registered and logged in to post a message.I absolutely love this exchange from the Season 3 opener "Maybe, Baby," when Jill wanted a fourth child:
Tim: Don't you remember the 2 AM feedings? The 4 AM feedings? I don't have the energy for that anymore.
Jill: You don't have the energy to say "Wake up, Jill, the baby wants you"?
Classic. I also liked this one:
Brad: (to Mark) If anyone calls you a dork, they'll have to answer to us first.
Randy: Yeah, we're the only ones allowed to call you a dork.
Mark: (with Jill and Tim standing right there) That's okay, I don't mind being called a dork. Mom says Dad's a dork, and he feels good about it!
Edited on 07/31/2008 11:38amYou must be registered and logged in to post a message.- Here's a quote I just love from "Adventures in Fine Dining", and it's so memorable, it appeared in "The Long and Winding Road".
Tim: A live chicken? Brad, who the hell do you hang out with?
Brad: Mom!
Jill: Yeah?
Brad: Dad's cussing.
Tim: I'm not cussing!
Mark: He said a bad word.
Tim: It wasn't bad!
Randy: Yeah, he said hell and damn.
Tim: I did not say damn!
Randy: Now you did!You must be registered and logged in to post a message. Yeah, pretty much anything and everything that Randy said throughout the series deserves to go under this thread. That kid was just SO talented and funny.
I like the Season 7 episode where he makes fun of Brad for his "Hey, duh!" newspaper article. I don't remember the name of the episode, though.
You must be registered and logged in to post a message.ecgirl08 wrote: Yeah, pretty much anything and everything that Randy said throughout the series deserves to go under this thread. That kid was just SO talented and funny.
I like the Season 7 episode where he makes fun of Brad for his "Hey, duh!" newspaper article. I don't remember the name of the episode, though.
That was "The Write Stuff."
You must be registered and logged in to post a message.- "What every time a girl dumps you you're gonna shave something? Trust me, you're gonna run out of options real quick." Or something like that.
You must be registered and logged in to post a message. This is from Tim's quiz for Jill on their compatibility from season 2.
Jill (reading Tim's quiz) "If your wife was a piece of hockey equipment, what would she be? A: A goalie mask--wiry and closed off. B: A stick--long, rigid and likes to hit things. C: Elbow pads--soft, flexible and a good housekeeper." What do elbow pads have to do with housekeeping?
Tim "Takes care of the joint. This is great!"
Jill "You're so pathetic."
Tim "Read the next one."
Jill "D: A jockstrap--gets in the way a lot but basically supportive!"
You must be registered and logged in to post a message.imadoobee wrote: This is from Tim's quiz for Jill on their compatibility from season 2.
Jill (reading Tim's quiz) "If your wife was a piece of hockey equipment, what would she be? A: A goalie mask--wiry and closed off. B: A stick--long, rigid and likes to hit things. C: Elbow pads--soft, flexible and a good housekeeper." What do elbow pads have to do with housekeeping?
Tim "Takes care of the joint. This is great!"
Jill "You're so pathetic."
Tim "Read the next one."
Jill "D: A jockstrap--gets in the way a lot but basically supportive!"
Oh yeah, that was too funny! "Love is a Many Splintered Thing" is one of my favorite episodes.You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
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