Euphoria (2) Trivia and Quotes

Air Date

Wednesday May 3, 2006

Production Code

HOU-221

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• International Air Dates:
  The Netherlands: May 24, 2007 on SBS 6
  Bulgaria: June 13, 2007 on NOVA
  The Czech Republic: October 15, 2007 on TV Nova
  Belgium: November 8, 2007 on KanaalTwee [edit]
• Scott Michael Campbell gets a full credit listing and (presumably) scale pay for laying around and pretending to be a corpse the entire episode. [edit]
• Music: One Safe Place by Marc Cohn. [edit]
• On its premiere this and the first part aired over two consecutive nights as a "special event." While part 1 aired in its normal Tuesday/9 p.m. timeslot, this episode aired on the next night, Wednesday, at 8 p.m. [edit]

• House: Stop asking me questions based on the premise that I'm wrong! [edit]
• Dr. Foreman: I can't breathe, I'm dizzy, and I can barely hear anything over the sounds of my lungs cracking.
  Dr. Cameron: That's the legionella.
  Dr. Foreman: Wow. Did you figure that out from the symptoms, or from the vial of it tossed into my room? [edit]
• House: He (Guard from the CDC) hasn't gotten up to pee in hours. He's due.
  Dr. Wilson: You haven't sprinkled granules on his donut? His bowels would open up like the red sea.
  House: He wouldn't eat the donut.
  Wilson: Have you seriously been down here for hours?
  House: No. I had to pee a couple times.
  Dr. Wilson: You've gotta stop blaming Cuddy for this.
  House: Given that it is her fault, it's appropriate.
  Dr. Wilson: That part is her fault. The part where somebody wasted his time in a basement plotting the overthrow of a government agency, that one's on you. [edit]
• House: Forget it. You just biopsied a mattress. [edit]
• Dr. Cuddy: (to House) Go to your office. Play with your ball. Write on your white board. Insult your team. Do whatever it is that you do to figure things out. [edit]
• Dr. Cuddy: One afternoon, and you're on pace to set the record for most patients seen in a month!
  House: You're upset that I'm doing clinic hours? Wow, that is so like rain on your wedding day. [edit]
• Dr. Cameron: I'm trying to be professional, here. There's no need to be nasty.
  Dr. Foreman: I'm in pain!
  Dr. Cameron: So is House.
  Dr. Foreman: And he's a delight! [edit]
• Dr. Foreman: (to Cuddy) And the punishment for violating those regulations? Is it death? Because frankly, I'm okay if you get a fine, or suspension. Hell, you can spend a couple years in jail if it saves my life! [edit]
• (House comes in with Foreman's father)
  Cuddy: What is this?
  House: He's not a what, he's a who. They even have the right to vote now. [edit]
• Dr. Foreman: I'd rather be disabled than dead.
  House: Sure, I make it look oh so sexy. It's actually not as glamorous as you might think. [edit]
• House: First symptom is euphoria.
  Dr. Wilson: How do you know if a rat's euphoric?
  House: He doesn't usually climb on his water bottle like that, does he? [edit]
• House: Cameron, what type of illnesses affect humans but not rats?
  Dr. Cameron: Why are you asking me that?
  House: Because I'm sure that you spent the first twelve years of your life dreaming of being a vet. [edit]
• House: In actuality, all your little girl is doing...is saying "Yoo hoo to the who-who."
  Claire: She's what?
  House: "Marching the penguin." (Claire looks blank) "Ya-yaing the Sisterhood." "Finding Nemo." (Grace giggles) Liked that one.
  Claire: Are you saying that my daughter (covers her daughter's ears) is masturbating?
  House: I was trying to be discreet--there's a child in the room! [edit]
• House: As soon as (Steve the Rat) gets sick, I do an autopsy.
  Dr. Wilson: As soon as he's dead.
  House: Right after he gets sick, there's a good chance he'll get hit in the head with a...cane-shaped object. [edit]
• Dr. Cameron: If it was toxic mold, I'd be sick.
  House: How do we know you're not sick?
  Dr. Cameron: Do I seem happy to you?
  House: Never. [edit]
• Dr. Cuddy: A thin slice of Joe's brain could also cause a public health crisis.
  House: It's not a good idea to scream "Fire" every time someone lights a match. [edit]
• Dr. Foreman: I'm okay?
  House: Your breath stinks and you're peeing into a bag. What are our names?
  Dr. Foreman: You did the biopsy? Thank you.
  House: Names.
  Dr. Foreman: Cameron, my dad, and the manipulative bastard.
  House: You remembered. [edit]
• House: I screwed up.
  Dr. Cameron: How can you not capture a blind bird?
  House: That's not what I meant. I screwed up the first time through this place. [edit]
• Dr. Wilson: Why weren't you with Foreman?
  House: I hang out in the basement, you rag on me. I stay in my office, you rag on me. Honky just can't buy a break. [edit]
• House: That was great!
  Dr. Cameron: It was rude and unnecessary.
  House: Yeah! [edit]
• House: Pain makes us make bad decisions, fear of pain is almost as big a motivator. [edit]
• Rodney: My son says you’re a manipulative bastard.
  House: It’s a pet name. I call him “Dr. Bling.” [edit]
• Dr. Cameron: Foreman’s black.
  House: What? How long have you been sitting on this information? [edit]
• House: Philosophical question – how do you want to die?
  Dr. Foreman: Old age. [edit]
• Rose: You’re a goof.
  House: Takes one to know one, loser. Wait, that means I’m a loser – scratch that. [edit]
• Dr. Wilson: You’re accessing a webcam?
  House: Cuddy’s shower. Are you a fan of the Brazilian? [edit]

• House: You're upset that I'm doing clinic hours? Wow, that is so like rain on your wedding day.
  "Rain on your wedding day" is a line out of Alanis Morrissette's song, Ironic. [edit]
• House: Ooh, Level Three. You should call Jack Bauer.
  This quote alludes to 24, a drama to which House has been compared. Kiefer Sutherland plays Jack Bauer an anti-terrorist agent who every season has the worst day of his life. [edit]