How I Met Your Mother: Ten Sessions
Episode score
9.3
Superb
Ten Sessions
- 57.
- Season: 3
- Episode: 13
- First Aired: 3/24/2008
- Prod Code: 3ALH13
- Stella is the second blonde dermatologist that Ted has tried to date. The first was Sarah, from the season one episode "Matchmaker". edit »
- When Ted walks into the reception area carrying The Power of Me, and in subsequent scenes talking about it, he is wearing a New Orleans Saints shirt. Britney Spears is from Louisiana. edit »
- Goof: In the bar scene between sessions 5 & 6, Ted says he has four more sessions left with Stella. In fact, Ted has 5 sessions left. edit »
- Ted is wearing the same outfit from "The Platinum Rule" at the movies with Stella. edit »
- Goof: Ted's 2 minute date with Stella lasted 2 minutes and 19 seconds, then was extended to 2 minutes and 59 seconds with the kiss. edit »
- Ted: Hi, Ted Moseby for Dr. Zinman.
Abby: Hi, Ted.. I'll let her know. (stares at him, smiling)
Ted: Telepathically?
Abby: That's funny! (laughs) That's funny, smart, and great. edit » - Barney: Somebody's gotta nail the receptionist.
Ted: No, I like Stella.
Barney: Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, Ted. Your little Stella is not so perfect.
Ted: What do you mean?
Barney: I went down there and checked her out for myself. (leans forward) Yeah. And while I was down there, I discovered that she had a secret. A terrible, terrible secret.
Ted: (panicky) What? What is it?
(the music swells, and Barney stares at Ted.)
Barney: Hold on, I gotta pee. edit » - Barney: Okay, I'm back. (turns to Robin) What's going on at work?
Ted: What's the big secret!?
Barney: Oh! Oh, right.
--(flashback)
Barney: Hi, I'd like to see Dr. Zinman, please.
Abby: Sure, what's it regarding?
Barney: I just want to see her. One look at her. See what she looks like.
Abby: I-I don't understand.
Barney: I'm sorry, did I accidentally oprima numero dos when I called? Do you SPEAK ENGLISH? I WANT TO SEE HER!
Abby: Sir, please, don't yell at me. Because when people yell at me, I have a tendency to start crying. (Barney is heard yelling over the phone) .. Please don't do it.. Please. edit » - Barney: At first, she seemed great. Beautiful. Smart. Way out of your league. But then I overheard this conversation:
(Abby walks in)
Abby: Dr. Zinman?
Stella: Abby, did my hypnotherapist call yet?
Abby: No.
Stella: Ugh, when am I going to kick this folliculaphilia?
--(present)
(Barney makes a "there you go" gesture)
Ted: (stunned) "Folliculaphilia"?
Barney: Folliculaphilia.
Ted: What is that?
Barney: Ted, you're perfect woman can only be attracted to men with mustaches.
Ted: (laughing) That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. That's not real.
Barney: You're right, Ted. I'm just making that up.
Ted: I know that you are, because there is no such thing.
Robin: .. I got it a little bit. edit » - Stella: Ah the butterfly tramp stamp, my bread and butter. So I'm guessing that the real stories involves a bad break up and some booze, unless it's a gang tattoo in which case I think it's time to find a new gang.
Ted: Ah no, I just thought it would be cool to get a caterpillar tattoo, then a few weeks went by and all of the sudden. edit » - Robin: I hate to say this, but I think it's Nail The Receptionist time.
Ted: I'm not gonna nail the receptionist.
Barney: Ted, every little boy wants to grow up to nail the doctor or the lawyer. Somebody's got to nail the receptionist. edit » - Abby: He seemed so nice, but then he just kept toying with my emotions.
Barney: Wow...This Ted guy sounds like a real jerk.
(Abby nods)
Barney: You know what your problem is? You're too sweet.
Abby: Aren't you gonna see the doctor about that mole?
Barney: Oh, yeah. Turns out it was just a raisin nut. (He flicks it off his hand)
Abby: (Watches raisin and turns back to Barney)
Barney: HEY! How would you like me to take you out to a fancy restaurant (Props head on hand) and then go on a shopping spree. Treat you the way you should be treated. Would that make you forget about that Ted-Monster?
Abby: My Mom's wrong; there are nice guys in New York.
Barney: We just have to go by my hotel room first. My bed was broken. I just have to make sure they fixed it.
Abby: What if it's fixed? Can we have sex, and then go shopping?
Barney: I like you. edit »
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