Star:	Harry Anderson (Guilty/Not Guilty Host),  Gilbert Gottfried (Himself),  Godfrey (Himself),  Elon Gold (Himself),  Emmanuel Lewis (Pop Culture Term Host),  Darryl McDaniels (Himself),  Chris Coppola (Himself),  Alan Thicke (Hot Moms of 80s Host),  Antigone Rising (Themselves),  Patrice ONeal (Himself),  Joe Lorge (Himself),  John Moschitta Jr. (Year in Review Host),  Willie Garson (Himself),  Jake Fogelnest (Himself),  Jane Wiedlin (Herself),  Stephen Lynch (Himself),  Wil Wheaton (Himself),  Greg Fitzsimmons (Himself),  Hal Sparks (Himself),  Larry Joe Campbell (Himself),  Kevin Weisman (Himself),  Paula Abdul (Teen Idols of the 80s Host),  Brad Sherwood (Himself),  Cassandra Peterson (Biggest Boobs of the 80s Host [as Elvira]),  Modern Humorist (Themselves),  Molly Culver (Herself),  Aaron Karo (Himself),  Luis Guzman (Himself),  Mario López (Himself),  Mark Hoppus (Himself),  Rich Eisen (Himself),  Simon Doonan (Himself),  Mo Rocca (Himself),  Bil Dwyer (Himself),  Biz Markie (Himself),  Lauren Weedman (Herself),  Loni Love (Herself),  Weird Al (Movies That Should've Been Made in 3D Host),  Justin Long (Himself),  Kathleen Madigan (Herself),  Jill Whelan (Herself),  Michael Ian Black (Himself),  Chuck Woolery (Best On-Screen Hookup Host),  French Stewart (Himself),  Genevieve Gorder (Herself),  Rachael Harris (Herself),  Rachel Quaintance (Herself),  Debbie Matenopoulos (Herself),  Edwin McCain (Himself),  Nicole Eggert (Herself),  Nicole Sullivan (Herself),  Chris Wylde (Himself),  Jo Koy (Himself)
Recurring Role:	Scott Ian (Himself),  Shondrella Avery (Herself),  Monica Keena (Herself),  Sir Mix-A-Lot (Himself),  Lance Bass (Himself),  Countess Vaughn James (Herself),  Carlos Alazraqui (Himself),  Hard 'n Phirm (Themselves),  Erin Gray (Herself),  Lisa Lisa (Herself),  Jerry Ferrara (Himself),  John Heffron (Himself),  Maroon 5 (Themselves)
Guest Star:	Rachael Leigh Cook (Herself),  Tom Papa (Himself),  Nick DiPaolo (Himself),  Stephanie D'Abruzzo (Herself),  Megyn Price (Herself),  Melissa Rivers (Herself),  Stephen Collins (Himself),  Papa Roach (Themselves),  Darius Rucker (Himself),  Gary Cole (Himself),  Bow Wow Wow (Themselves),  Bryan Callen (Himself),  Dee Snider (Himself),  Adam Ferrara (Himself),  Annabelle Gurwitch (Herself),  Michael Bublé (Himself),  Graham Norton (Himself),  Harley Jane Kozak (Herself),  John Waters (Himself),  Donovan Scott (Himself),  Billy Morrison (Himself)

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Hal Sparks: (on The Little Mermaid) The lovely little moral of this story is, 'Girls give up your voice so you have legs you can spread for your man and never talk.' What?!? (edit) Gilbert Gottfried: If you watch more than five minutes of Steel Magnolias, you will grow a vagina. (edit) Rachael Harris: Paula's dance moves were part cheerleader, part, umm, whore. (edit) Mo Rocca: The 'Noid, for me, was a horrific blend of Toucan Sam and Abe Vigoda. (edit) Michael Ian Black: You can sit there with a straight face and tell me the Bengals were in the Super Bowl? (edit)

In the segment on Rescue 911, Hal Sparks makes reference to a Toyota Pinto. The Pinto was actually made by Ford. (edit)

Talking about Rescue 911, Rich Eisen asks, "who better to help you through the Heimlich maneuver than Captain Kirk?" This is a reference to show host William Shatner's previous role on Star Trek. (edit)