Star:	John Mayer (Himself),  Mo Rocca (Himself),  Wyclef Jean (Himself),  Rich Eisen (Himself),  Sebastian Bach (Himself),  Spinal Tap (Themselves),  Anastacia (Herself),  Lionel Richie (Himself / Makeout songs),  Alan Hunter (Himself),  Jeffrey Ross (),  Daisy Fuentes (Herself),  Tommy Davidson (),  Cheryl Hines (Herself),  Doug E. Fresh (Himself),  Adam Levine (Himself),  Dan Savage (),  Brian Boitano (Himself),  Scott Ian (Himself),  Joel Stein (Himself),  Brett Michaels (Babes of),  Darius Rucker (Himself),  Stephen Lynch (Himself),  Greg Fitzsimmons (Himself),  Stuart Scott (Himself),  Mark Hoppus (Himself),  Carrot Top (Himself),  Lisa Lisa (Herself),  Mo Collins (Herself),  Debra Wilson (Herself),  Dustin Diamond (Himself),  Jason Hervey (Himself),  Kevin Sorbo (Himself),  Daryl "Chill" Mitchell (Himself),  Michael Ian Black (himself),  Aisha Tyler (Herself),  Weird Al (Himself / Then and Now),  Lisa Loeb (Herself),  Henry Rollins (),  Soleil Moon Frye (Herself / Born in),  Rick Schroder (),  Lisa Ling (),  Donal Logue (Himself),  Dee Snider (Himself),  Hal Sparks (Himself),  Jillian Barberie (Herself),  Mark McGrath (),  Juliette Lewis (Herself),  Freddy Rodriguez (Himself),  Mya (Herself),  Julian McMahon (Himself),  Andrew Dice Clay (Mr. and Ms.),  Mia Sara (Herself),  Melissa Etheridge (Herself),  Dennis Haskins (Himself),  Ice-T (Himself),  Brian Krause (Himself)
Guest Star:	Matt Letscher (Himself),  Tessie Santiago (Herself),  Kevin Sorbo (Himself),  Jason Sehorn (Himself)

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Hal Sparks: Wacky Wallwalkers were basically snot that you could play with all day. (edit) Matt Letscher: Return of the Jedi—That was the teddy bear movie, right? (edit) Mo Collins: What isn't smarter than David Hasselhoff? (edit) Michael Ian Black: David Hasselhoff somehow manages to step into piles of turds and turn them into gold. He's done it for 20 years. The man may be the smartest human being on the planet. (edit) Apollonia: [Mr. T.] was Bling-Bling before there was Bling-Bling. (edit)

Technically, the Nintendo Entertainment System was released in Japan of this year but wouldn't be released in America until 1985. (edit)

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